Today, I got my cat stuffed after her death. I brought her home and set her down by my couch. I guess my dog thought it was a new chew toy. FML
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Today, my dog showed me her latest kill. Too bad it was the stuffed animals my dead grandmother had given me as a child that had a lot of sentimental value to me. FML
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Today, I came home to find that my dog had destroyed my couch. The worst part? He buried his plastic toy bone inside the wreckage, so he clearly thinks this is his new personal sandbox play pit spot. I'm afraid to get a new couch and put it in the same place. FML
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Today, I saw my cat playing with one of his many toy mice. Knowing he likes to play fetch, I picked it up and threw it across the room. Upon trying to pick it up a second time, I realized that not only was it not a toy, but it was only half-dead. FML
Today, while walking my dog in a cemetery, she stole a stuffed animal off a child's grave and began to play with it. FML
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kingston52 0
you deseved it for getting your cat stuffed in the first place thats ******* creepy
lufctrivium 0
**** the Cats Life really though.
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Comments (411)
DameGreyWulf 1
Agghhh... I love my cats, but I don't think I'd ever stuff them. To me, that would be more heartbreaking to see them; "OH KITTY'S AL- oh wait." FYL for taking the trouble and having the dog rip her up... yikes, that had to be awful to see; like she died all over again. But, YDI for doing that without thinking of the dog in the first place. I mean, smells funny, squishy, looks like former feline room mate... to a dog that is an obvious chew toy. Should have put it somewhere safer.
xoxoCheer 0
In my personal opinion, I think that's disgusting and I would never have my dead animal stuffed. If I ever got over the grossness, it would be even more heartbreaking to see it every day. I think you should have buried it. Or if you wanted to keep some part of it, keep the ashes in a special place -- where the dog couldn't find them.
domii_fml 0
you shoulve put it somewhere safer.
MrCanoe 5
seriously who gets there cat stuffed that is just plain weird, get her cremated and just place the urn on a mantle or something. I can guarantee you know one will want to come by if they got to sit there and see your creepy stuffed cat starring at them
fml2102008 1
you should have kept it out of his reach!
alexxallure 0
i have a good idea, next time cremate the damn thing
tyson346 0
Everybody shut da *** up!!!!
irishlassie731 0
Why? It's a messed up thing to do and everyone has the right to express their opinion about the OP's weird-ass attempt to keep her dead cat close. No reason to flip.
SiLveRStaRLIGHT 0
Seeing a dead animal that has been stuffed would creep the crap out of me. I say **** the cat's life. I mean... You should have kept its body away from the damn dog. You probably knew it was prone to chewing on shit.
JayTroi 0
YDI.. I mean sorry for your loss and everything but why not bury the thing Ms Creeptastic Stuffed Dead Animals screamss pschychotic.. Thats all im sayen
irishlassie731 0
I've tried, and I just can't understand why you would want your cat's corpse staring back at you every time you looked at it. Nice memory there.