Today, I got my cat stuffed after her death. I brought her home and set her down by my couch. I guess my dog thought it was a new chew toy. FML
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Today, my dog showed me her latest kill. Too bad it was the stuffed animals my dead grandmother had given me as a child that had a lot of sentimental value to me. FML
Today, my new dog unburied my old dog and chewed on his bones. FML
Today, I went to the local pet store to purchase a large dog bed so my dog wouldn't sleep in mine. After I got home and set up her bed, I realized I forgot to buy dog treats. When I came home again, her new bed was torn to shreds, and she was still sleeping on my bed. FML
Today, I came home to find that my dog had destroyed my couch. The worst part? He buried his plastic toy bone inside the wreckage, so he clearly thinks this is his new personal sandbox play pit spot. I'm afraid to get a new couch and put it in the same place. FML
Today, I drunkenly buried my girlfriend's recently deceased cat. Later she asked to see it and came back inside crying. It turns out I didn't bury it completely and its two back legs were poking out of the dirt. FML
Today, my cat died. But, before he could bite the dust, he left a goodbye present on my bed: a decapitated baby rabbit. FML
Today, my cat attempted to make up for my insomnia with a dead mouse. I have no idea where he got it. FML
Today, my dog died. My parents told me to bury it out back. In the process, I managed to dig up my cat. FML
Today, I saw my cat playing with one of his many toy mice. Knowing he likes to play fetch, I picked it up and threw it across the room. Upon trying to pick it up a second time, I realized that not only was it not a toy, but it was only half-dead. FML
Today, while walking my dog in a cemetery, she stole a stuffed animal off a child's grave and began to play with it. FML
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kingston52 0
you deseved it for getting your cat stuffed in the first place thats ******* creepy
lufctrivium 0
**** the Cats Life really though.
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Comments (411)
retardthinkswhat 3
Seriously? you got your cat stuffed?
town_girll 0
um.. thats discusting budd how you stuff your dead animals.
ChefBoy6382 0
YOU ARE DISGUSTING AND REVOLTING. F*** YOUR LIFE!!!!!!!
apastry 6
Creeper.
x_Leopard_x 1
As a pet owner, I would never think of stuffing my cats. I would like to remember them for how they were: hyper, cute, funny; rather than watching them staying still on a couch. Too depressing.
aback 5
Dog was all "I thought I killed that ******! Oh well, here we go again..."
drimpossible 0
Har Har har.. in poor taste but still funny
f0rg3t_m3_n0t 0
#43, I feel bad for laughing that. But it was REALLY funny...
darkmis1 18
thats just creepy........ have you ever heard of burrying it?
cheertigers 0
that's utterly disgusting!! why the hell would you stuff your cat? your a freak, get it cremated or bury it like a normal person
ccreel6800 0
I'm sorry but I actually laughed out loud when I read this.
Hydra_fml 0
To be fair to the dog, a stuffed cat sounds like a genuine chew toy. YDI for getting it stuffed in the first place and for leaving it in a place where your dog could get to it. Why would you think the dog wouldn't go for it? Fake fur, plush inside - sounds like a good toy.
cheer_leader247 0
wow you have really good grammer
lolololcheese 0
Wtf. Lol.
SweetieLish 0
And you have really good spelling. FYI, it's grammar with an A at the end.