Today, I got my cat stuffed after her death. I brought her home and set her down by my couch. I guess my dog thought it was a new chew toy. FML
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Today, my dog showed me her latest kill. Too bad it was the stuffed animals my dead grandmother had given me as a child that had a lot of sentimental value to me. FML
Today, my new dog unburied my old dog and chewed on his bones. FML
Today, I went to the local pet store to purchase a large dog bed so my dog wouldn't sleep in mine. After I got home and set up her bed, I realized I forgot to buy dog treats. When I came home again, her new bed was torn to shreds, and she was still sleeping on my bed. FML
Today, I came home to find that my dog had destroyed my couch. The worst part? He buried his plastic toy bone inside the wreckage, so he clearly thinks this is his new personal sandbox play pit spot. I'm afraid to get a new couch and put it in the same place. FML
Today, I drunkenly buried my girlfriend's recently deceased cat. Later she asked to see it and came back inside crying. It turns out I didn't bury it completely and its two back legs were poking out of the dirt. FML
Today, my cat died. But, before he could bite the dust, he left a goodbye present on my bed: a decapitated baby rabbit. FML
Today, my cat attempted to make up for my insomnia with a dead mouse. I have no idea where he got it. FML
Today, my dog died. My parents told me to bury it out back. In the process, I managed to dig up my cat. FML
Today, I saw my cat playing with one of his many toy mice. Knowing he likes to play fetch, I picked it up and threw it across the room. Upon trying to pick it up a second time, I realized that not only was it not a toy, but it was only half-dead. FML
Today, while walking my dog in a cemetery, she stole a stuffed animal off a child's grave and began to play with it. FML
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kingston52 0
you deseved it for getting your cat stuffed in the first place thats ******* creepy
lufctrivium 0
**** the Cats Life really though.
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Comments (411)
Kpage1508 0
YOU TOTALLY DESERVE THAT.. WHO KEEPS A DEAD CAT?!??! WHAT YOU WALK BY THE COUCH EVERY MORNIN AND SAY GOOD MORNING SCRUFFLES HAHAHAH
audax 0
Wait, so all these comments, and no one makes a reference about her being a crazy cat lady?
null_fml 11
Holy SHIT you're right! How did that happen?
bara_fml 0
...? you stuffed your cat? enough said right there... the fml is not that your dog ate it... it is the fact that you stuffed your dead cat and posted a comment about it... fyl you sick and twisted pack rat.
yourstruly3465 0
Why must we all be hateful? Has no one really seen a stuffed animal? Plenty of people stuff animals when the hunt them. So she stuffed her cat? Big deal. Everyone needs to really stop commenting on how sick she is and focus one the fact her dog just chewed up a couple hundred dollar taxidermy job.
christie91 0
Humans were given charge over the animals therefore humans > animals. read Genesis in the Bible.
bexox 0
Seeing that not everyone is Christian or Jewish, you can't use that as evidence on a site like this. Nice try though.
XOfiestypixie 0
Also, The Bible was written by humans, therefore they WOULD write that to make themselves feel all mighty and powerful. P.S. the only reason why we can speak (this is at a comment waaaayyy above, I forget which number) and our pets can't is because through evolution our voice boxes dropped down our larynx; it's also the reason why we can swallow things the wrong way and other animals can't ;)
rushofbluecrush 0
Everyone....this is NOT a laughing matter. I know EXACTLY how the OP feels...i had my grandmother stuffed and my dog went after her..it was awful...
bara_fml 0
LMFAO @ 183... STUFFED GRANDMOTHER!
JanisEvans 10
You're my chosen god of the day.
Carl22_fml 0
Grandmother?????? Stuffed?????
FuzzyWalnuts 0
You're disgusting why the **** would you stuff your dead cat?????? That's really disturbing
TItan160 0
cats suck
celiaeatsballz 0
I'm sorry everyone is making fun of you. I can relate to you. If you have animals you love them like you're own blood. I'm sorry about what happened.