Today, I got my cat stuffed after her death. I brought her home and set her down by my couch. I guess my dog thought it was a new chew toy. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my dog showed me her latest kill. Too bad it was the stuffed animals my dead grandmother had given me as a child that had a lot of sentimental value to me. FML
Today, my new dog unburied my old dog and chewed on his bones. FML
Today, I went to the local pet store to purchase a large dog bed so my dog wouldn't sleep in mine. After I got home and set up her bed, I realized I forgot to buy dog treats. When I came home again, her new bed was torn to shreds, and she was still sleeping on my bed. FML
Today, I came home to find that my dog had destroyed my couch. The worst part? He buried his plastic toy bone inside the wreckage, so he clearly thinks this is his new personal sandbox play pit spot. I'm afraid to get a new couch and put it in the same place. FML
Today, I drunkenly buried my girlfriend's recently deceased cat. Later she asked to see it and came back inside crying. It turns out I didn't bury it completely and its two back legs were poking out of the dirt. FML
Today, my cat died. But, before he could bite the dust, he left a goodbye present on my bed: a decapitated baby rabbit. FML
Today, my cat attempted to make up for my insomnia with a dead mouse. I have no idea where he got it. FML
Today, my dog died. My parents told me to bury it out back. In the process, I managed to dig up my cat. FML
Today, I saw my cat playing with one of his many toy mice. Knowing he likes to play fetch, I picked it up and threw it across the room. Upon trying to pick it up a second time, I realized that not only was it not a toy, but it was only half-dead. FML
Today, while walking my dog in a cemetery, she stole a stuffed animal off a child's grave and began to play with it. FML
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Top comments
kingston52 0
you deseved it for getting your cat stuffed in the first place thats ******* creepy
lufctrivium 0
**** the Cats Life really though.
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Comments (411)
kurtsee 0
see this is natures way of sayin win ..... all I have to say is win win win win
grungecat 0
You need some real friends I think.
17years 0
Get a ******* life, honestly. Its a cat.
morganisawkward 0
This is by far my favorite FML. Ever. Lmaoooo.
kira822_fml 0
Ewww. Sorry about your cat but just bury the damn thing.
admiral4life35 0
you have got some seriously ****** up shit goin on in your head if your getting your cat stuffed
Imawhalerider 0
Dog got the revenge FTW. The never liked that cat while the cat was alive. YDI for stuffing any living thing. I really want to remember who dies, rather you should really remember who lives. Get over cats and living things, everything is temporary.
tipsy337 0
# 105 stfu it's just a cat. the cat is dead he dosent know he's being stuffed. Just like when people die, idklc if I'm cremated or stuffed I know I'm in a better place.
esklstar 0
who the hell stuffs their cat?? gross
lovesucksxxx 0
******* gross and creepy. Like someone said, I want to remember my pets for the way they were - not a corpse. This isn't the same as ashes either, I'm sure we'd all be disgusted to see anyone's stuffed cadaver in the house. And why is anyone defending this? They're keeping a corpse in their house for display. Lambasting them for doing something so disturbing has nothing to do with "respecting their loss". I find it an insult to her pet and probably something is wrong mentally with the OP.
DameGreyWulf 1
There once was a man whose wife died. He gave her a fantastic tomb just outside his house.... and eventually, moved into the tomb with her, making a bed next to her casket. People do odd things to mourn their loved ones. [shrugs]
nephewsam 0
Yes... perhaps their HUMAN loved ones. And while it can be said that many believe their dogs & cats to be 'part of their families,' 128 is correct. It's creepy. Where would you even keep it? A mantel?
DameGreyWulf 1
Well... stuffing a cat is no different than hunting trophies such as mounted heads, really. Except you actually preferred the cat to be alive.