Today, I got my cat stuffed after her death. I brought her home and set her down by my couch. I guess my dog thought it was a new chew toy. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my dog showed me her latest kill. Too bad it was the stuffed animals my dead grandmother had given me as a child that had a lot of sentimental value to me. FML
Today, my new dog unburied my old dog and chewed on his bones. FML
Today, I went to the local pet store to purchase a large dog bed so my dog wouldn't sleep in mine. After I got home and set up her bed, I realized I forgot to buy dog treats. When I came home again, her new bed was torn to shreds, and she was still sleeping on my bed. FML
Today, I came home to find that my dog had destroyed my couch. The worst part? He buried his plastic toy bone inside the wreckage, so he clearly thinks this is his new personal sandbox play pit spot. I'm afraid to get a new couch and put it in the same place. FML
Today, I drunkenly buried my girlfriend's recently deceased cat. Later she asked to see it and came back inside crying. It turns out I didn't bury it completely and its two back legs were poking out of the dirt. FML
Today, my cat died. But, before he could bite the dust, he left a goodbye present on my bed: a decapitated baby rabbit. FML
Today, my cat attempted to make up for my insomnia with a dead mouse. I have no idea where he got it. FML
Today, my dog died. My parents told me to bury it out back. In the process, I managed to dig up my cat. FML
Today, I saw my cat playing with one of his many toy mice. Knowing he likes to play fetch, I picked it up and threw it across the room. Upon trying to pick it up a second time, I realized that not only was it not a toy, but it was only half-dead. FML
Today, while walking my dog in a cemetery, she stole a stuffed animal off a child's grave and began to play with it. FML
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kingston52 0
you deseved it for getting your cat stuffed in the first place thats ******* creepy
lufctrivium 0
**** the Cats Life really though.
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Comments (411)
tipsy337 0
People stuff a deers head is that creepy
irishlassie731 0
In my opinion, yes, but most people also don't keep deer as pets.
cheertigers 0
btw I understand loving your animals, there's nothing wrong with that. sometimes someone bestfriend is their cat or dog, but seriously. sickkkk
dearladydisdain 0
To #78: uh, yes. Stupid and pointless as well.
Atoastyjew 0
wow! who the **** stuffs a cat? what were you planning on doing with it I wonder...
bethechange_fml 0
ew,,
Someone_somewere 7
he probly stuffed the cat because he didn't want to put it in the ground, he probly thought it would be too sad
i_failed 0
guys, its not that weird and it doesnt only apply to animals. we had my grandma stuffed and it's better than actually having her around... alright, we didnt get my grandma stuffed. its totally weird and messed up. wtf people
f0rg3t_m3_n0t 0
I laughed at that. You just made my day, really.
irishlassie731 0
LMFAO. I got really freaked for a second before I finished reading the post. Thanks for the laugh.
tari_joon 0
YDI dude. Do you even know what taxidermists do to stuff your cat? They ******* scoop out all his insides. It's gross and wrong. I love my cat very dearly, but seriously? Too far. What the hell did you expect would happen when you put it in front of your dog? Douchebag.
Sweetkitty3094 0
Aw. I understand the whole stuffing the cat thing because as weird as it is, I would still like to have a cat around. It would be a little odd, yes, but comforting in a way. It seems better than keeping them in your memory because memories fade. If you were to have gotten the cat cremated, the container could break so I could see why you would get it stuffed, although it is weird. Sorry for your loss. I recently lost a 6 week old kitten... I buried her though.
yeti09 0
Why would you get it stuffed?