Today, I got my braces put on. This is the second time I've had them. The first time was after my cousin opened a car door in my face. This time a jock punched me in the mouth for saying that Reese's taste the same as Snickers peanut butter. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I got hit in the mouth with a hockey stick and lost four teeth. Yesterday I got my braces of six years removed. FML
Today, I went to see my orthodontist. He informed me that I have an underbite and I will probably need braces again. I just had them taken off last year, after five and a half years of oral hell. FML
Today, I got my braces off. I also got my tongue pierced. Both by my orthodontist. FML
Today, after having my jaw wired shut for 2 months, I finally got to eat. During the first bite of my sandwich I pulled my jaw out of place. FML
Today, my orthodontist thought it would be a good idea to put braces on the teeth in the very back. One bracket popped off twice, after which he shoved a metal band in my mouth onto one of my teeth, cutting my gums, and causing gushing blood. Now, I can’t eat anything unless it’s baby food and I have a lisp. FML
Today, I got my lip pierced. By the orthodontist. FML
Today, they finally took my braces off. 7 hours later I fell off my bike and chipped my tooth. FML
Today, I pulled a muscle in my face. Chewing gum. For the second time. FML
Today, I got braces fitted. For the next two years, I'll be the most handsome guy on earth. FML
Today, I just got back from school with my mouth feeling like a bomb site, and also very hungry. I just got my braces installed yesterday, and I have to wear them for 18 months. I can barely eat anything solid, which means I will be hungry more often. It's going to be an awesome 18 months trying to focus on school! FML
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Top comments
TheDrifter 24
You dared to insult the mighty Reese's Peanut Butter Cup?
glittercookies 12
You're lucky you aren't losing the teeth.
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Comments (152)
RabidBunny 10
I'm going to run some analysis and compare the two to see if they really do taste the same...brb :D
zebralover23 14
Awww, did they pay for them?
Llama_Face89 34
Highly doubtful. And this is completely off topic but nice hair.
raptor09 2
No snickers are way better! No wonder you got hit
KiddNYC1O 22
I've heard of people killing for a Reese's cup.
XtraEzeee 8
What would you do-oo-oo, for a Klondike Bar.
XtraEzeee 8
What would you do-oo-oo, for a Klondike Bar.
Rocky007 15
You keep saying that 29 and you'll be getting hit!
ReaperUSMC11 5
Next time you see him, hit him back as hard as you can. Asswipes like that end up failing in the real world after high school and college anyways
falcons10luv 0
You're an asswipe!!!! Asswipe!
Sumo69 9
I thought only women get braces
truehitman2010 0
sue the jock
HendricksProdigy 0
Well they obviously taste nothing alike........ Ydi
Superllama12 11
You have a car door inside your face? That's pretty awesome
bluejayscheer 7
I love snicker's peanut butter! FYL
SkyBug91 5
Reeses is obviously way better! Screw your head on straight! But honestly FYL