By braceface - 14/03/2012 20:12 - United States

Today, I got my braces put on. This is the second time I've had them. The first time was after my cousin opened a car door in my face. This time a jock punched me in the mouth for saying that Reese's taste the same as Snickers peanut butter. FML
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TheDrifter 23

You dared to insult the mighty Reese's Peanut Butter Cup?

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glittercookies 12

You're lucky you aren't losing the teeth.

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cduran2011 6

How close were you to the car? Why were you that close?

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angrymexican 8

I thought you didn't know how close he was to the car.

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CaptainSlow 2

He obviously was within the door range of the car, which is perfectly normal, since he was probably going to enter it, however I can't see why you would consider that being relevant to this FML.

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grahambertus 11

Well usually when I exit a car door, I am instantly 30 feet away.

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Cad6 24

i have never seen a stupider #1 comment.

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osnapitzaris 0

reese's cup, reese's cup, peanut butta chocolate flavaaa

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WhoaItsKiernan 4

48- I have one irrelivant question. Why is your picture of a chest?

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blackheart24 10

I was thinking the same thing. Maybe she's just one of those girls who always includes more chest than face in her pictures.

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osnapitzaris 0

haha that isn't me. and no, I just posted it because I adore the shirt that she's wearing. i'm really into fashion :)

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LMA0 5

I used to make witty comments, until I took an Aero to the knee.

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yahoowizard 16

79 Too flat to pull that off, in all honesty. Nice collar though

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osnapitzaris 0

what are you talking about? i legitimately got this from a tumblr picture..

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glittercookies 12

You're lucky you aren't losing the teeth.

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n_epic_fail 14

DUCK ALLERT! *warning* the photo of the user above has duck-like qualities.

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Bball_boy15 3

He should lose all of his teeth for saying that Reese's taste like snickers peanut butter...

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pirringa99 0

Well, why were you arguing about that anyway? Also unless you were asking for it, you shouldn't of had your face near the door.

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Clozzie 0

Poor soul, it hurts, doesnt it!

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Calyx_fml 21

He punched you because he is an ass wipe, not because of anything you did.

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jtthegr8 26

Oh good they were removed....the guy is definitely an ass hole for over reacting about something as dumb as that

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jtthegr8 26

80- it's a natural reaction to fight back

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jtthegr8 26

Wow, you should start wearing a mouth guard or something do you don't need braces anymore after this

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jtthegr8 26

Why did my comment get posted 3 times?

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theguy33 1

Pretty sure I would beat the hell out of that guy if he did that to me.

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jtthegr8 26

Wow, you should start wearing a mouth guard or something do you don't need braces anymore after this

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bioboy725 10

He meant so. Anyone with even a slight amount of common sense should be able to tell that.

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jtthegr8 26

Wow, you should start wearing a mouth guard or something do you don't need braces anymore after this

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TheDrifter 23

You dared to insult the mighty Reese's Peanut Butter Cup?

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mangoqueen 8

Not saying that OP deserved to be punched in the face; But, c'mon, man! They don't taste the same!

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t765234 10

Reese's is the ultimate candy, no arguing about it.

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rattusrattus 18

Ah, the comments of those who have yet to taste real chocolate.

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ProhibitionRose 14

Snickers peanut butter, in my opinion, are disgusting. Reese's are so much better. It feels like Snickers was trying too hard :( Snickers Almond bars are amazing though...

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Justy101 23

I feel sorry for you people who have only tasted American chocolate (hersey's etc). Australian brand chocolate is top quality.

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rattusrattus 18

Well. American chocolate tastes like it could be used on blackboards. Australian chocolate has some weird chemical in it to slow down melting, and kind of tastes like how pine toilet cleaner smells. European chocolate FTW.

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