FML : Today, I got my braces put on. This is the second time I've had them. The first time was after my cousin opened a car door in my face. This time a jock...

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Today, I got my braces put on. This is the second time I've had them. The first time was after my cousin opened a car door in my face. This time a jock punched me in the mouth for saying that Reese's taste the same as Snickers peanut butter. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By braceface / Wednesday 14 March 2012 20:12 / United States

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By TheDrifter | 23

#4166376 - Thursday 15 March 2012 0:15

You dared to insult the mighty Reese's Peanut Butter Cup?

By glittercookies | 12

#4166312 - Thursday 15 March 2012 0:11

You're lucky you aren't losing the teeth.

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By cduran2011 | 6

#4166309 - Thursday 15 March 2012 0:10

How close were you to the car? Why were you that close?

angrymexican | 8

#4166408 - Thursday 15 March 2012 0:18

I thought you didn't know how close he was to the car.

CaptainSlow | 2

#4166606 - Thursday 15 March 2012 0:49

He obviously was within the door range of the car, which is perfectly normal, since he was probably going to enter it, however I can't see why you would consider that being relevant to this FML.

grahambertus | 11

#4166622 - Thursday 15 March 2012 0:50

Well usually when I exit a car door, I am instantly 30 feet away.

Cad6 | 24

#4166705 - Thursday 15 March 2012 1:10

i have never seen a stupider #1 comment.

osnapitzaris | 0

#4166921 - Thursday 15 March 2012 1:55

reese's cup, reese's cup,
peanut butta chocolate flavaaa

WhoaItsKiernan | 4

#4167116 - Thursday 15 March 2012 2:56

48- I have one irrelivant question. Why is your picture of a chest?

blackheart24 | 10

#4167254 - Thursday 15 March 2012 4:10

I was thinking the same thing. Maybe she's just one of those girls who always includes more chest than face in her pictures.

osnapitzaris | 0

#4167764 - Thursday 15 March 2012 5:59

haha that isn't me. and no, I just posted it because I adore the shirt that she's wearing. i'm really into fashion :)

LMA0 | 5

#4168434 - Thursday 15 March 2012 9:22

I used to make witty comments, until I took an Aero to the knee.

yahoowizard | 16

#4168567 - Thursday 15 March 2012 10:44

79 Too flat to pull that off, in all honesty. Nice collar though

osnapitzaris | 0

#4168715 - Thursday 15 March 2012 12:15

what are you talking about? i legitimately got this from a tumblr picture..

By glittercookies | 12

#4166312 - Thursday 15 March 2012 0:11

You're lucky you aren't losing the teeth.

n_epic_fail | 14

#4167179 - Thursday 15 March 2012 3:29

DUCK ALLERT! *warning* the photo of the user above has duck-like qualities.

Bball_boy15 | 3

#4167186 - Thursday 15 March 2012 3:30

He should lose all of his teeth for saying that Reese's taste like snickers peanut butter...

glittercookies | 12

#4168031 - Thursday 15 March 2012 6:47

: really?

LMA0 | 5

#4168415 - Thursday 15 March 2012 9:09

Yes really. =/

By aaronfuegopop | 7

#4166327 - Thursday 15 March 2012 0:12

Well does it?

jaflan | 5

#4168250 - Thursday 15 March 2012 7:50

Obviously not one taste great the other taste like butwhole

LMA0 | 5

#4168441 - Thursday 15 March 2012 9:26

Like a whole butt?

By pirringa99 | 0

#4166344 - Thursday 15 March 2012 0:13

Well, why were you arguing about that anyway? Also unless you were asking for it, you shouldn't of had your face near the door.

datgamerchick | 14

#4167883 - Thursday 15 March 2012 6:20

Shouldn't have*

By Clozzie | 0

#4166352 - Thursday 15 March 2012 0:14

Poor soul, it hurts, doesnt it!

By Calyx_fml | 21

#4166354 - Thursday 15 March 2012 0:14

He punched you because he is an ass wipe, not because of anything you did.

jtthegr8 | 26

#4166447 - Thursday 15 March 2012 0:20

Oh good they were removed....the guy is definitely an ass hole for over reacting about something as dumb as that

jtthegr8 | 26

#4167379 - Thursday 15 March 2012 5:02

80- it's a natural reaction to fight back

By jtthegr8 | 26

#4166357 - Thursday 15 March 2012 0:14

Wow, you should start wearing a mouth guard or something do you don't need braces anymore after this

jtthegr8 | 26

#4166395 - Thursday 15 March 2012 0:17

Why did my comment get posted 3 times?

theguy33 | 1

#4167300 - Thursday 15 March 2012 4:38

Pretty sure I would beat the hell out of that guy if he did that to me.

By jtthegr8 | 26

#4166361 - Thursday 15 March 2012 0:14

Wow, you should start wearing a mouth guard or something do you don't need braces anymore after this

buck33 | 14

#4167140 - Thursday 15 March 2012 3:07

Do you don't?

bioboy725 | 10

#4168603 - Thursday 15 March 2012 11:02

He meant so. Anyone with even a slight amount of common sense should be able to tell that.

By jtthegr8 | 26

#4166364 - Thursday 15 March 2012 0:14

Wow, you should start wearing a mouth guard or something do you don't need braces anymore after this

By TheDrifter | 23

#4166376 - Thursday 15 March 2012 0:15

You dared to insult the mighty Reese's Peanut Butter Cup?

mangoqueen | 8

#4166567 - Thursday 15 March 2012 0:38

Not saying that OP deserved to be punched in the face; But, c'mon, man! They don't taste the same!

t765234 | 10

#4166798 - Thursday 15 March 2012 1:30

Reese's is the ultimate candy, no arguing about it.

EagorLuvsBigFoot | 8

#4166963 - Thursday 15 March 2012 2:00

I-I kinda enjoy Mars :)

rattusrattus | 18

#4167123 - Thursday 15 March 2012 2:59

Ah, the comments of those who have yet to taste real chocolate.

ProhibitionRose | 14

#4167321 - Thursday 15 March 2012 4:43

Snickers peanut butter, in my opinion, are disgusting. Reese's are so much better. It feels like Snickers was trying too hard :( Snickers Almond bars are amazing though...

lyndylove | 1

#4167780 - Thursday 15 March 2012 6:01

Hahahahaha I was waiting on this :)

DeviousAngel | 13

#4167851 - Thursday 15 March 2012 6:15

...I don't like peanut butter.

Justy101 | 23

#4168122 - Thursday 15 March 2012 7:10

I feel sorry for you people who have only tasted American chocolate (hersey's etc). Australian brand chocolate is top quality.

rattusrattus | 18

#4168718 - Thursday 15 March 2012 12:16

Well. American chocolate tastes like it could be used on blackboards. Australian chocolate has some weird chemical in it to slow down melting, and kind of tastes like how pine toilet cleaner smells.

European chocolate FTW.