I thought you didn't know how close he was to the car.

He obviously was within the door range of the car, which is perfectly normal, since he was probably going to enter it, however I can't see why you would consider that being relevant to this FML.

Well usually when I exit a car door, I am instantly 30 feet away.

i have never seen a stupider #1 comment.

reese's cup, reese's cup, peanut butta chocolate flavaaa

48- I have one irrelivant question. Why is your picture of a chest?

I was thinking the same thing. Maybe she's just one of those girls who always includes more chest than face in her pictures.

haha that isn't me. and no, I just posted it because I adore the shirt that she's wearing. i'm really into fashion :)

I used to make witty comments, until I took an Aero to the knee.

79 Too flat to pull that off, in all honesty. Nice collar though

what are you talking about? i legitimately got this from a tumblr picture..

DUCK ALLERT! *warning* the photo of the user above has duck-like qualities.

He should lose all of his teeth for saying that Reese's taste like snickers peanut butter...

: really?

Yes really. =/

Obviously not one taste great the other taste like butwhole

Like a whole butt?

Shouldn't have*

Oh good they were removed....the guy is definitely an ass hole for over reacting about something as dumb as that

80- it's a natural reaction to fight back

Why did my comment get posted 3 times?

Pretty sure I would beat the hell out of that guy if he did that to me.

Do you don't?

He meant so. Anyone with even a slight amount of common sense should be able to tell that.

Not saying that OP deserved to be punched in the face; But, c'mon, man! They don't taste the same!

Reese's is the ultimate candy, no arguing about it.

I-I kinda enjoy Mars :)

Ah, the comments of those who have yet to taste real chocolate.

Snickers peanut butter, in my opinion, are disgusting. Reese's are so much better. It feels like Snickers was trying too hard :( Snickers Almond bars are amazing though...

Hahahahaha I was waiting on this :)

...I don't like peanut butter.

I feel sorry for you people who have only tasted American chocolate (hersey's etc). Australian brand chocolate is top quality.

Well. American chocolate tastes like it could be used on blackboards. Australian chocolate has some weird chemical in it to slow down melting, and kind of tastes like how pine toilet cleaner smells. European chocolate FTW.

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LMAO mars!?!?