Today, I got my braces put on. This is the second time I've had them. The first time was after my cousin opened a car door in my face. This time a jock punched me in the mouth for saying that Reese's taste the same as Snickers peanut butter. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I got hit in the mouth with a hockey stick and lost four teeth. Yesterday I got my braces of six years removed. FML
Today, I went to see my orthodontist. He informed me that I have an underbite and I will probably need braces again. I just had them taken off last year, after five and a half years of oral hell. FML
Today, I got my braces off. I also got my tongue pierced. Both by my orthodontist. FML
Today, after having my jaw wired shut for 2 months, I finally got to eat. During the first bite of my sandwich I pulled my jaw out of place. FML
Today, my orthodontist thought it would be a good idea to put braces on the teeth in the very back. One bracket popped off twice, after which he shoved a metal band in my mouth onto one of my teeth, cutting my gums, and causing gushing blood. Now, I can’t eat anything unless it’s baby food and I have a lisp. FML
Today, I got my lip pierced. By the orthodontist. FML
Today, they finally took my braces off. 7 hours later I fell off my bike and chipped my tooth. FML
Today, I pulled a muscle in my face. Chewing gum. For the second time. FML
Today, I got braces fitted. For the next two years, I'll be the most handsome guy on earth. FML
Today, I just got back from school with my mouth feeling like a bomb site, and also very hungry. I just got my braces installed yesterday, and I have to wear them for 18 months. I can barely eat anything solid, which means I will be hungry more often. It's going to be an awesome 18 months trying to focus on school! FML
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TheDrifter 24
You dared to insult the mighty Reese's Peanut Butter Cup?
glittercookies 12
You're lucky you aren't losing the teeth.
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Comments (152)
SkittlesPhotos 0
Wow! That jock is an ass! I understand the cousin thing as an accident. I had braces from fifth to seventh grade. I got them off right before basketball season. I got clear retainers. I wore them as mouth guards just in case.
grannygruber 6
NOTHING tastes the same as a Reeses cup. Nothing even close. YDI for bad mouthing Reeses!
br0ccoli 15
You've got some seriously bad luck there, kid. On the plus side, with all that metal, I bet you can get free HBO!
immaMonsta 8
I'm sorry you got punched so hard in the face that it resulted in you getting braces, but you shouldn't have said that Reese's tastes the same as Snickers dipped in peanut butter! Reese's is like the God of all chocolate. Snickers is inferior.
pnutbutternjelly 15
I'm sorry about what happened. you definitely didn't deserve that. however, you are still sadly mistaken.
sammyluvspugs 4
U should've made him pay for ur braces
Awes0meperson 10
How dare you say that!!!
lolatyofail 0
I'm with the jock u ******* deserved it!
Nikkisha16 0
A capital offense.
Zulu113 0
That sucks... They don't.