Today, I got my braces put on. This is the second time I've had them. The first time was after my cousin opened a car door in my face. This time a jock punched me in the mouth for saying that Reese's taste the same as Snickers peanut butter. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I got hit in the mouth with a hockey stick and lost four teeth. Yesterday I got my braces of six years removed. FML
Today, I went to see my orthodontist. He informed me that I have an underbite and I will probably need braces again. I just had them taken off last year, after five and a half years of oral hell. FML
Today, I got my braces off. I also got my tongue pierced. Both by my orthodontist. FML
Today, after having my jaw wired shut for 2 months, I finally got to eat. During the first bite of my sandwich I pulled my jaw out of place. FML
Today, my orthodontist thought it would be a good idea to put braces on the teeth in the very back. One bracket popped off twice, after which he shoved a metal band in my mouth onto one of my teeth, cutting my gums, and causing gushing blood. Now, I can’t eat anything unless it’s baby food and I have a lisp. FML
Today, I got my lip pierced. By the orthodontist. FML
Today, they finally took my braces off. 7 hours later I fell off my bike and chipped my tooth. FML
Today, I pulled a muscle in my face. Chewing gum. For the second time. FML
Today, I got braces fitted. For the next two years, I'll be the most handsome guy on earth. FML
Today, I just got back from school with my mouth feeling like a bomb site, and also very hungry. I just got my braces installed yesterday, and I have to wear them for 18 months. I can barely eat anything solid, which means I will be hungry more often. It's going to be an awesome 18 months trying to focus on school! FML
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Top comments
TheDrifter 24
You dared to insult the mighty Reese's Peanut Butter Cup?
glittercookies 12
You're lucky you aren't losing the teeth.
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Comments (152)
TheEpicMilkMan 13
should have had a moment with twix and dodged that shit :D
skyeyez9 25
Stupid jocks like that peak in high school. The rest of their lives afterwards: usually living paycheck to paycheck or in an OWS protest demanding free stuff.
blueknight1st 26
Yeah well they don't taste the same. You deserved it.
Matt504 9
Well clearly you had it coming...
SonOfJupiter 1
You deserved it. They don't taste anything alike.
wes04ram1500 6
Learn to duck???
Kingbreezy04 10
You should have got punched for that shit
McNerdyNerd 8
Wow. I'm pretty sure I'd do my best to make HIM and HIS parents pay for those braces. Just because he's on roids and can't control his emotions, (which is the only explanation I can come up with, other than he's just that much of a douche) doesn't mean you and your parents have to be out at least hundreds of dollars. Braces are EXPENSIVE!
Indipringurl 0
Wtf
someguy998 8
thats some really bad luck right there but.... are your teeth made of paper or sumtin? just saying.