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Unfresh and unfit

By oldest young lady - 03/08/2023 04:00

Today, I have dentures, wear bifocal glasses, and was recently diagnosed with rheumatoid arthritis. I must be pretty old, right? Wrong. I’m 28. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/09/2018 14:30

Today, based on recent x-rays, I have the right knee of a 60-year-old, the left knee of a 70-year-old, and the right hip joint of a 100-year-old who's been dead for 15 years. I'm only 19 years old and my doctor says I'm gonna need two walking sticks by the time I'm 25. FML

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RichardPencil 30

Thursday 3 August 2023 6:10

Are you trying to seduce me, Mrs. Robinson?

Jesse Duff 15

Thursday 3 August 2023 21:37

i wound up with dentures at around 27, genetics are a crapshoot sometimes. It's a bit rough at first, but you'll be ok.

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RichardPencil 30

Thursday 3 August 2023 6:10

Are you trying to seduce me, Mrs. Robinson?

HayNow 11

Thursday 3 August 2023 17:35

RA is not an old people ailment and neither is wearing bi-focals..... I don't know what to tell you about the dentures.

Jesse Duff 15

Thursday 3 August 2023 21:37

i wound up with dentures at around 27, genetics are a crapshoot sometimes. It's a bit rough at first, but you'll be ok.

Suaria 38

Friday 4 August 2023 0:02

I'm not sure about the other stuff but I was a kid that had bifocals. That isn't necessarily an old person thing

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