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By  Ambient25  |  24

Don't worry OP, his luck will run out sooner or later. For all you know he might just be the guy who accidentally gets hit by a car a few blocks away, "accidentally".

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By  FALLENSEBZERO  |  16

ID have kicked him if he weren't looking ;)

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  FALLENSEBZERO  |  16

What? You giving me 6? out of 7? ;)

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  Ambient25  |  24

not to mention the logic behind it. Yes, kick him, because he robbed OP with water balloons and a masked teddy bear.... And yes, out of 7, because prime numbers are wonderful to end on

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  Bakarra  |  22

More like lower the BAR... no holds BARred man! Let these BARely understandable, incredibly cheesy puns flow like ale, which is sold at a BAR!

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  FALLENSEBZERO  |  16

Your attitude sucks. Haha I'm kidding but yeah I know.

By  Ambient25  |  24

Don't worry OP, his luck will run out sooner or later. For all you know he might just be the guy who accidentally gets hit by a car a few blocks away, "accidentally".

By  joawmeens  |  7

When they find him, tell the cops he was singing Happy Birthday, so he has to pay the copyright holder for it! Although, he might just use your credit card....

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  Bakarra  |  22

Who would claim the copyright for such a repetitive song? Probably that silly "single ladies" girl...

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  greenfishbait  |  19

#7 , She's not just a girl. Beyonce is a goddess. Her butt gives me a lady boner.

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  greenfishbait  |  19

#35, that was a rumor. It was actually an accountant from New York who bought the rights. I think that there was some sort of auction type deal going on, and Paul McCartney was outbid.

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  Enslaved  |  36

Watching that fan slap Beyonce on her booty while she was in concert was priceless. He's lucky he only got escorted out without Jay-Z waiting there to kick his ass. :P Also copyrights for the "Happy Birthday" song is the reason many example: restaurants come up with their own distorted form of a song. They all seem to end with "HEY!"

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  RedPillSucks  |  30

Why is that funny? She can't have opinions independent of her husband? You do know that plenty of ex-gang bangers reform them selves and talk to kids about the problems of the gang lifestyle. Things aren't so simpleminded.

By  kiskraze  |  7

I guess that thug really needed your ID to go out too :D

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