By ididntevendrinkthatnight - 07/06/2013 05:14 - United States - Brooklyn

Today, I got mugged on the way to my 21st birthday party at a bar. I begged the thug to at least throw me my ID, only to have him laugh and run away singing, "Happy Birthday." FML
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Ambient25 24

Don't worry OP, his luck will run out sooner or later. For all you know he might just be the guy who accidentally gets hit by a car a few blocks away, "accidentally".

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NellyFaceXD 3

birthday surprise

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hellox3howlow 17

When I go into "seedy" neighborhoods, I carry two wallets: my real wallet and one that has like 10 dollars and expired giftcards in it. Try that.

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Zebediabolical 39

I've been robbed a couple of times. The funny part is it was never once in a seedy neighborhood.

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RobertGlessinv 3

You should have spent your 21st birthday getting your concealed weapons permit

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RedPillSucks 31

Then he would have been robbed of the permit and the gun.

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Animekid126 13

Why didnt you give him a swift kick to the balls?

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WhiteCrimson 23

Give him some credit for creativity.At least he wished you a happy birthday. But yeah man, your FML t-shirt should be expressed to ya after that one.

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ubetchya 1

I say that's good. Why drink at 21? For all you know you could have ended up drunk and driven around and ruin someone's life...

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Helldemon 32

Clearly you're stupid or just can't read since he was walking to the bar meaning he did not drive to get there.

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acrouch 9

But.... At least he wished you Happy Birthday?? I hope they catch him!

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jannatanelle 5

Being from the us I don't have a passport. My bf does but he keeps it at his parents house in their safe ....would do him little good if they aren't home/ awake. but I do have alternate forms of id ones a driver's license that would've got stolen bc its mandatory to have it with you if driving so most keep it on them. The other is an id.. like a ten dollar card from the dmv with my picture and age and address. It's pretty cool best of all I don't have to carry with me so it wouldn't get stolen. And it really helps with getting all your other things back say u get robbed or have a fire and don't have id birth certificate or s.s.c it's pretty much impossible to get any replaced without atleast one

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Drifting 21

Well at least he wished you happy birthday lol....FYL sorry man.

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