FML : Today, I got mugged. Trying to be brave, I attacked my mugger, who then broke my nose. Suddenly, I was saved by someone: A 15 year-old goth girl who promptly...

Today, I got mugged. Trying to be brave, I attacked my mugger, who then broke my nose. Suddenly, I was saved by someone: A 15 year-old goth girl who promptly tackled the mugger to the ground. I'm a 21 year old man. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous - / Wednesday 27 April 2016 17:32 / United States - East Stroudsburg

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By ShleeG | 23

#6591327 - Thursday 28 April 2016 16:29

Maybe start taking some self defence classes. Although you shouldn't feel bad being saved by a 15 year old. Kickass people come in all shapes and sizes

By Tripartita | 44

#6591328 - Thursday 28 April 2016 16:31

Nice, an early draft of the Deadpool screenplay got published as an FML! Man, Negasonic Teenage Warhead was an awesome character.

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By OptimusSlime | 23

#6591326 - Thursday 28 April 2016 16:29

She did have the element of surprise, to be fair

By ShleeG | 23

#6591327 - Thursday 28 April 2016 16:29

Maybe start taking some self defence classes. Although you shouldn't feel bad being saved by a 15 year old. Kickass people come in all shapes and sizes

shabadabba | 14

#6591409 - Thursday 28 April 2016 17:45

And apparently different ages

By Tripartita | 44

#6591328 - Thursday 28 April 2016 16:31

Nice, an early draft of the Deadpool screenplay got published as an FML! Man, Negasonic Teenage Warhead was an awesome character.

arano | 29

#6591332 - Thursday 28 April 2016 16:33

Just because it's a similar situation doesn't mean it's not real.

Tripartita | 44

#6591343 - Thursday 28 April 2016 16:44

What? I was just making a joke, not actually questioning the authenticity of the FML. The situations aren't even that similar.

dafakeslimshady | 12

#6591771 - Thursday 28 April 2016 23:42

take my like. I tip my hat hat to you

MikaykayUnicorn | 36

#6591844 - Friday 29 April 2016 2:00

That was my first thought too, that movie was priceless.

00whyalwaysme00 | 4

#6599527 - Saturday 7 May 2016 17:57

Best answer EVER! DEADPOOL❤️

By HoboMeth | 32

#6591331 - Thursday 28 April 2016 16:32

Brave girl

By DeadxManxWalking | 27

#6591335 - Thursday 28 April 2016 16:35

did you thank her?

By hilamonster06 | 21

#6591344 - Thursday 28 April 2016 16:44

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

hellobobismyname | 24

#6591482 - Thursday 28 April 2016 18:52

Not all men are good in hand to hand combat. It doesn't make them any less of a man. Jeez..

deathrise007 | 22

#6591508 - Thursday 28 April 2016 19:21

You are brainwashed with the philosophy of, "You're only a man if you can win a fight."

hacksaw246 | 24

#6591611 - Thursday 28 April 2016 20:50

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

Mathalamus | 23

#6591719 - Thursday 28 April 2016 22:34

Oh, and you can fight off a mugger no problem? Most males, manly or not, will have issues doing that.

TheMathMajor | 26

#6591723 - Thursday 28 April 2016 22:38

Also, what's wrong with feminine men?

Tripartita | 44

#6591939 - Friday 29 April 2016 4:14

As a feminine man, I apologize, #31. But don't despair; you'll find a nice strong man eventually. I promise. ;-)

hacksaw246 | 24

#6592863 - Saturday 30 April 2016 4:06

#48 that's sweet of you fairy but I believe I'll pass on men.

By ShotaSammy | 17

#6591357 - Thursday 28 April 2016 16:54

Goth kids are fighters. Dont even feel bad dude, they metal as fuck

RodzillaX | 30

#6593087 - Saturday 30 April 2016 11:23

Don't be an asshole.

frankmz | 17

#6593244 - Saturday 30 April 2016 18:34

??????

By mergeterge | 24

#6591374 - Thursday 28 April 2016 17:07

You met Lizbeth Salander? Cool!

sw2f2fchik612 | 12

#6591477 - Thursday 28 April 2016 18:47

My first thought too haha

By deathrise007 | 22

#6591376 - Thursday 28 April 2016 17:09

Goth people fight man. No shame. No shame.

By Estelle101_fml | 13

#6591385 - Thursday 28 April 2016 17:21

Never underestimate a 15 year old girl, we are very vicious.

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