By Anonymous - 27/04/2016 17:32 - United States - East Stroudsburg

Today, I got mugged. Trying to be brave, I attacked my mugger, who then broke my nose. Suddenly, I was saved by someone: A 15 year-old goth girl who promptly tackled the mugger to the ground. I'm a 21 year old man. FML
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Maybe start taking some self defence classes. Although you shouldn't feel bad being saved by a 15 year old. Kickass people come in all shapes and sizes

Nice, an early draft of the Deadpool screenplay got published as an FML! Man, Negasonic Teenage Warhead was an awesome character.

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OptimusSlime 23

She did have the element of surprise, to be fair

Maybe start taking some self defence classes. Although you shouldn't feel bad being saved by a 15 year old. Kickass people come in all shapes and sizes

And apparently different ages

Nice, an early draft of the Deadpool screenplay got published as an FML! Man, Negasonic Teenage Warhead was an awesome character.

Just because it's a similar situation doesn't mean it's not real.

What? I was just making a joke, not actually questioning the authenticity of the FML. The situations aren't even that similar.

take my like. I tip my hat hat to you

MikaykayUnicorn 36

That was my first thought too, that movie was priceless.

Best answer EVER! DEADPOOL❤️

DeadxManxWalking 27

did you thank her?

hilamonster06 21

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hellobobismyname 24

Not all men are good in hand to hand combat. It doesn't make them any less of a man. Jeez..

You are brainwashed with the philosophy of, "You're only a man if you can win a fight."

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Mathalamus 24

Oh, and you can fight off a mugger no problem? Most males, manly or not, will have issues doing that.

Also, what's wrong with feminine men?

As a feminine man, I apologize, #31. But don't despair; you'll find a nice strong man eventually. I promise. ;-)

#48 that's sweet of you fairy but I believe I'll pass on men.

Goth kids are fighters. Dont even feel bad dude, they metal as fuck

Don't be an asshole.

You met Lizbeth Salander? Cool!

sw2f2fchik612 12

My first thought too haha

Goth people fight man. No shame. No shame.

Never underestimate a 15 year old girl, we are very vicious.