By C8H18 - 29/06/2016 03:16 - United States

Today, my supervisor gave me a grand introduction as I met the CEO for the first time. He introduced me as, "Employee number zero." FML
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OP here. I don't work in programming. I teach weapons safety courses and coach people while shooting on the range. The only thing that came to mind when my supervisor said this was the center ring on the targets. Maybe I am wrong, but I took this as I should be shot at.

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Well if you're in tech, 0 indicates the first item of a list, or the validity of something. Take it as a compliment

He's a programmer of course Number (0 == valid)

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He's a programmer of course Number (0 == valid)

I was thinking the exact same thing. He's obviously using zeroth order.

I'm not exactly sure what that's supposed to mean, OP. Was he just making a joke?

I don't get it. :^{

what don't you get?

He didn't introduce him by name. Just called him employee # 0

First the worst, zero the hero.

whatcha gonna be watcha gonna be brother? ZERO THE HERO! Don't you wanna be dont you wanna be brother? ZERO THE HERO! when you gonna be when you gonna be brother? ZERO THE HERO impossibility impissibolity mother, REALLY A HERO!

Well if you're in tech, 0 indicates the first item of a list, or the validity of something. Take it as a compliment

That's when you put on a smile, shake his hand, and say "or you can call me :::name:::" make your boss look like an asshole.

So which are you? False value, first item of a data structure, or the indicator of a successful fuction call?

What are you complaining about OP? If number two is better than number three, number one is better than number two, then obviously number zero is better than number one. It's simple extrapolation! You are officially better than the number one employee. Congratulations!

You know who else was employee #0? Steve Jobs.

Zero is the hero.. First is the worst ring any bells?