FML : Today, my supervisor gave me a grand introduction as I met the CEO for the first time. He introduced me as, "Employee number zero." FML

Today, my supervisor gave me a grand introduction as I met the CEO for the first time. He introduced me as, "Employee number zero." FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

C8H18 Say more :

OP here. I don't work in programming. I teach weapons safety courses and coach people while shooting on the range. The only thing that came to mind when my supervisor said this was the center ring on the targets. Maybe I am wrong, but I took this as I should be shot at.

By C8H18 / Wednesday 29 June 2016 03:16 / United States

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By Melodija | 19

#6639133 - Wednesday 29 June 2016 12:44

Well if you're in tech, 0 indicates the first item of a list, or the validity of something. Take it as a compliment

By eragon_1490 | 7

#6639128 - Wednesday 29 June 2016 12:36

He's a programmer of course Number (0 == valid)

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By eragon_1490 | 7

#6639128 - Wednesday 29 June 2016 12:36

He's a programmer of course Number (0 == valid)

Earl_KarmasBitch | 28

#6639263 - Wednesday 29 June 2016 16:10

I was thinking the exact same thing. He's obviously using zeroth order.

By nonsense_ok | 10

#6639129 - Wednesday 29 June 2016 12:37

I'm not exactly sure what that's supposed to mean, OP. Was he just making a joke?

By Strajee | 23

#6639130 - Wednesday 29 June 2016 12:37

I don't get it. :^{

sharonasaur | 17

#6639139 - Wednesday 29 June 2016 12:58

what don't you get?

XxPojoxX | 17

#6639444 - Wednesday 29 June 2016 20:40

He didn't introduce him by name. Just called him employee # 0

By myGRAM | 14

#6639132 - Wednesday 29 June 2016 12:43

First the worst, zero the hero.

ChocolateScyther | 19

#6639287 - Wednesday 29 June 2016 17:08

whatcha gonna be watcha gonna be brother? ZERO THE HERO!

Don't you wanna be dont you wanna be brother? ZERO THE HERO!

when you gonna be when you gonna be brother? ZERO THE HERO

impossibility impissibolity mother, REALLY A HERO!

By Melodija | 19

#6639133 - Wednesday 29 June 2016 12:44

Well if you're in tech, 0 indicates the first item of a list, or the validity of something. Take it as a compliment

By writerchic85 | 25

#6639138 - Wednesday 29 June 2016 12:51

That's when you put on a smile, shake his hand, and say "or you can call me :::name:::" make your boss look like an asshole.

By Aethereal | 14

#6639140 - Wednesday 29 June 2016 12:59

So which are you? False value, first item of a data structure, or the indicator of a successful fuction call?

By NeatNit | 32

#6639155 - Wednesday 29 June 2016 13:45

What are you complaining about OP? If number two is better than number three, number one is better than number two, then obviously number zero is better than number one. It's simple extrapolation!

You are officially better than the number one employee. Congratulations!