Today, my coworker touched me inappropriately. I reported it to HR, and all they said was, "Do you want to talk to a therapist?" FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went to my company's HR manager to ask what the procedure was to file a sexual harassment complaint since my boss exposed himself to me. His response was that the procedure is to "get over it." And he went back to reading. FML
Today, I tried to call my company's HR to report my boss for sexually inappropriate comments towards me. Turns out, the only person I can complain to is the franchise owner, who has been good friends with my boss for over a decade. FML
Today, a coworker grabbed my ass for the third time. I went to my boss to complain about the sexual harassment. He told me to suck it up and enjoy the attention, and that it was my fault for having a huge, round ass. I think it's time for a new job. FML
Today, after having finally summoned the nerve to report a guy at my workplace who has been sexually harassing me for months, I got a phone call from my boss. He said that there was nothing he could do about it, because the guy "wouldn't confess." FML
Today, I had to give a sexual harassment seminar to my department. Someone put in a complaint that my example made them feel uncomfortable. FML
Today, a female coworker kissed me so I reported it to my boss, but he told me I should take the compliment, and asked me why the hell I was complaining about "getting some." I’m a guy, but I’m sure if I was a woman and I’d had a kiss forced on me, it would be a huge issue. FML
Today, at work, my manager accidentally bumped into me, brushing my behind with the back of his hand. He was a bit embarrassed, so I jokingly said, “You could at least buy me dinner first!” He went to HR and told them I made him uncomfortable. I was just trying to lighten the mood. FML
Today, I was terminated from my job. This comes after I sent HR an email about an inappropriate relationship between my manager and a counselor. Seems like I should have kept my mouth shut. FML
Today, my co-worker threw a rubber mallet at my face, and I broke my finger in the process of saving my face. She then told me to "take it up with HR, bitch". She's the HR manager. FML
Today, a sex phone worker asked me if I was alright and recommended I get some kind of therapy. FML
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Vesi 30
"No.. however I DO think I shall talk to my lawyer.."
RichardPencil 32
At least it wasn't "can I have my turn?" Or "So, where do I get some of that sweet action?" Your company seems to have emerged from the 1970s, at least.
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Vesi 30
"No.. however I DO think I shall talk to my lawyer.."
RichardPencil 32
At least it wasn't "can I have my turn?" Or "So, where do I get some of that sweet action?" Your company seems to have emerged from the 1970s, at least.
worldclassrager 41
Your HR is definitely employee of the month material…NOT
core01 30
Hello, Apple employee
Brightside86 31
Yeah girl on guy harassment just doesn't get people fired up. If your inappropriate toucher is a hot chic you'll probably even get some congratulatory high fives.
jkjorn 18
You're assuming girl on guy, but it could be guy on guy too. Not as many high fives for that usually.