Today, I got kicked out of my band by the guy who quit two weeks ago. The bad part? Everyone else agreed with him. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my (now former) best friend kicked me out of the band I started because I wasn't 'dedicated enough' after a 3 day 'holiday' to visit my dying uncle. He also during this 3 day 'holiday' convinced my girl friend to leave me and date him. FML
Today, I got kicked out of my favorite pub. I yelled at the group behind me for being annoying. They were extremely irritating, singing songs and cheering, but the manager decided to kick me out instead. FML
Today, I was in a band with some friends and we got our first gig at a local festival, but I'd already agreed to work serving drinks at the festival. My bandmates got really annoyed and kicked me out of the band. They then went ahead and performed the song that I WROTE, without me, at the festival where I was working. FML
Today, my band got booed off stage. FML
Today, I was kicked out of a comedy club for laughing too loudly. FML
Today, I went to see my new boyfriend play in a band. I found out that groupies don't like even bass players having girlfriends. I was attacked by one because he smiled at me from the stage. FML
Today, I was kicked out of the mall along with a bunch of my friends, sworn at by the security guards, and personally escorted all the way to the sidewalk, only to find out we'd been mistaken for another group of people. FML
Today, my band and I played at our first ever real gig. Our drummer turned up high out of his damn mind. After ruining our act with his godawful performance, he screamed "HELL YEAH!" then ran and dove off the stage into a nearly non-existent audience. We were told to never come back. FML
Today, at a talent show, my band got booed before we even started playing. FML
Today, I went onto my band's MySpace just to check if we had any new comments or anything like that and I noticed that I was listed as a past member. Nobody ever told me I was replaced. FML
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Top comments
CaptMurdock 25
So maybe start a new band? If they don't appreciate you then they don't deserve you.
junkman6 22
Are you the drummer who kicked someone out for being ugly?
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Comments (64)
IllestRated 17
How the hell you get fired by guys that quit?
EternalTime 7
Seems like the band is going to be running low on members
cheshirecat13242 32
Well damn.. I bet they may replace you with someone better looking
Rozay333 36
They're assholes! But if you're actually talented you should have no trouble starting a new band, and finding bandmates that actually appreciate you.
Earl_KarmasBitch 36
Why are you assuming that it isn't the OP who is the arsehole? I'm not saying he is but I can quite easily see how someone with a Napoleon complex could quite easily alienate all the other members of his band until finally they get sick of him. We simply don't have any way of knowing how the OP treated his bandmates, this could very easily be a YDI.
ohnowhyme123 15
that sucks
amtkldr 9
Really? I never would've guessed.
cathrope 10
Be sure to take the band name with you.
wwwvwvw 3
badum tss
ffffffffck 13
That doesn't seem right. Start over with new people or alone, but whatever you do, don't stop making music.
worldclassrager 41
The key word your band...they can't do that...
tj4234 36
Bands are a democracy, op may have formed the band but they don't own it. Unfortunately for op, the band does have the power to do this...
DavidKnows 11
Google the member history of Metallica
Madridsta1999 7
Make a new band. Get them to battle against your new band, and then crush every single dream they had along with their hope.