By Goth_Hawk - 13/01/2015 08:23 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I found myself wondering if my sister's jaw makes the same clicking sound when she's giving head as it does when she's eating food. FML
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Goth_Hawk 28

I'm OP, she does have a jaw issue, and the doctors have said they would have to break her jaw to fix it. I thought about it because it was 3am and the thought of her chewing came to mind as I was reading some of the dirtier submissions on FML. It was so jarring that I had to post it.

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dramaelf 37

Well if she's chewing on the guy's penis she's doing it wrong...

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Karenezzy 20

Why would you even think of that?

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dramaelf 37

Well if she's chewing on the guy's penis she's doing it wrong...

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annarcheer 19

I would really hope she wouldn't be chewing on it for the guys sake.

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killer0689 20

I would be scared of her if she does so.

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ProfessorMctitie 20

Thats an odd think to think about of your sister haha

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brasiliano 16

#35 no it isn't. I'm thinking about his sister too.

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DoomSkuller 28

Or she's doing it right. If you're into that sort of stuff.

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Karenezzy 20

Why would you even think of that?

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mfmylifesrsly 29

Sometimes the mind wonders. I know I've thought about a lot of ****** up things.

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Econforthwin 15

The mind does wander, but stuff like that should probably not be thought about too long.

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roxzanne22 20

I dunno but I'm kind of curious to know, too....

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killer0689 20

wow .. its heights of thinking shit. you wont even spare ur sister. FYL OP.

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Ashd09 30

can someone please translate this for me?

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Crossing 17

Cut him a break, he dosnt live in a english speaking country. Even though its pretty obvious what he said try google :)

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Mightyrif 23

#68, you should really not criticise him on his English when your whole comment was far from grammatical perfection.

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Crossing 17

I was not judging his english. I was explaining to #65 why his english is not perfect since she said,"Can someone translate this". Nice try though!

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arachnophile 13

Gotta love the way the mind works. As long as you didn't decide to make it a topic of dinner conversation.

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Deniedmydignity 12

She must open her mouth pretty wide for that

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arachnophile 13

How big do you think dicks are? Although there's no reason to assume she'd be going down on a guy, I realize.

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inz002 6

A lot of women find that idea disgusting.

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ksks1234 33

Not if she has severe tmj. Her jaw would click just when she barely opens her mouth.

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rockydify 22

Have you given head? Cocks are pretty damn huge! It's quite an effort actually.

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Darkness_Hate 29

It's normal to have weird thoughts but thoughts like that are quite odd.

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ashieme2009 12

even though this is ****** up. I have TMJ and when I give head my jaw does pop here and there. Bit much I'm sure but..

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brasiliano 16

you don't need a threesome to find that out lol. just the incest bj can answer that question. but that's even more ****** up that the original post. so lets not go there.

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Crossing 17

Well his user is Living Like Larry which basically mean YOLO. Theres your answer 21.

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