By -- - 15/10/2011 23:40 - Canada

Today, I was kicked out of the mall along with a bunch of my friends, sworn at by the security guards, and personally escorted all the way to the sidewalk, only to find out we'd been mistaken for another group of people. FML
I agree, your life sucks 32 770
You deserved it 2 560

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Mall Cops whatcha gonna do? Whatcha gonna do when they ban you from the Hot Dog on a Stick.

lyk omg ttly sue!!1 Seriously though, you should ask to speak to a manager. Security guards should at least behave in a professional manner, which doesn't include swearing at a bunch of kids. Especially the wrong bunch of kids.

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hahaha shitty deal I say FYL

When they opened the door to kick you out... Did they get on the floor Then did they proceed to do the dinosaur while covered in spaghetti???

Did they let you back in?? Canadian mall cops huh?? All I can think of is that stupid as hell Paul Blart movie - that Kevin James is a shit of an "actor".....

23, at first glance you look like him.

Mall Cops whatcha gonna do? Whatcha gonna do when they ban you from the Hot Dog on a Stick.

In the town where I grew up, mall cops carried guns and went through the police academy like every other police officer. You didn't fuck with em.

Where I'm from mall cops usually just patrol around the food court and take freebies

Where I'm from, mall cops just stands around . . . guarding stuff . .

My mall cops ride bikes at the outdoor mall and pretend to be watching everyone while they talk on their phones.

Where I'm from, if the mall cops actually do anything other than drive around in the parking lot, then hell froze over

One of the cops was probably Paul Blart. "I took a sworn oath to protect this mall."

From where I'm from, you barely see mall cops. The only way you'd get in trouble is if some buzzkill actually found one and complained. But all that is, is just them reading you the "rules of the mall"

I don't think my mall has cops I've never seen one it has an awesome old Guy in a red jogging suit that dances all over the place for a couple hours makes my day every time I see old dancing Dan

Where im from we dont fight over wth mall cops do... We let them fulfill their dreams :D

lyk omg ttly sue!!1 Seriously though, you should ask to speak to a manager. Security guards should at least behave in a professional manner, which doesn't include swearing at a bunch of kids. Especially the wrong bunch of kids.

Sue? You can't sue a security guard for that but you would have the right to speak to a manager, an ultimately it is the managers decision, as for the swearing well that would be one word against the other unless there is witness in which case report them for that too. Sorry 3 years experience In the security industry

Lol id say give it back to em as well as they gave but they are mall cops so eh.... Theur life is shitty enough

Your evil twins strike again!

I had this happen to me at a pool. The life guard grabbed me from the water and was cussing me out. then he realized I was the wrong person. I was 6 when it happened.

High speed Segway chase. 'Nough said.

I found this funny' but I'm drink so what do I know. :pp

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... Are you serious? Yeah, that seems legit. Please specify what clothing, and personality type it takes to be an 'individual'... Without describing yourself... You individual, you.

So we're blending in now? Is that what the kids want to do these days? Back in the day all the idiot teens wanted to stand out. But please do tell how someone can be the contradiction of "blending in" and being an "individual" at the same time.

Lol wow I was being a smart ass not serious geez ppl on FML take this shit a lil serious

Your eyebrows scare me. Just let the grow instead of taking a marker to your face.

Your doppelgänger is out to get you.

Damn mall cops must have been looking for do as seen as nothing happens in Canada.

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