Today, I got kicked out of my band by the guy who quit two weeks ago. The bad part? Everyone else agreed with him. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my (now former) best friend kicked me out of the band I started because I wasn't 'dedicated enough' after a 3 day 'holiday' to visit my dying uncle. He also during this 3 day 'holiday' convinced my girl friend to leave me and date him. FML
Today, I got kicked out of my favorite pub. I yelled at the group behind me for being annoying. They were extremely irritating, singing songs and cheering, but the manager decided to kick me out instead. FML
Today, I was in a band with some friends and we got our first gig at a local festival, but I'd already agreed to work serving drinks at the festival. My bandmates got really annoyed and kicked me out of the band. They then went ahead and performed the song that I WROTE, without me, at the festival where I was working. FML
Today, my band got booed off stage. FML
Today, I was kicked out of a comedy club for laughing too loudly. FML
Today, I went to see my new boyfriend play in a band. I found out that groupies don't like even bass players having girlfriends. I was attacked by one because he smiled at me from the stage. FML
Today, I was kicked out of the mall along with a bunch of my friends, sworn at by the security guards, and personally escorted all the way to the sidewalk, only to find out we'd been mistaken for another group of people. FML
Today, my band and I played at our first ever real gig. Our drummer turned up high out of his damn mind. After ruining our act with his godawful performance, he screamed "HELL YEAH!" then ran and dove off the stage into a nearly non-existent audience. We were told to never come back. FML
Today, at a talent show, my band got booed before we even started playing. FML
Today, I went onto my band's MySpace just to check if we had any new comments or anything like that and I noticed that I was listed as a past member. Nobody ever told me I was replaced. FML
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Top comments
CaptMurdock 25
So maybe start a new band? If they don't appreciate you then they don't deserve you.
junkman6 22
Are you the drummer who kicked someone out for being ugly?
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Comments (64)
GregoryStalver_fml 6
Well, maybe you were the reason he quit in the first place.
Likian5 26
My only question is how you can be "kicked out" by someone who's not even in the band anymore.
Mons_fml 27
You're a very dumb person and I don't like you.
thefunmom 10
That sucks. Start a new band :)
davincidasecond 24
If your band mates are going to take the word of a person who didn't value the band enough to stay, then I think you're better off anyway. Start a bigger and better band.
carelessxdanger 9
**** em. use that drive to be more successful than them.
turdoblast 21
start a new band with that other guy who also got kicked out of his band.
itooamscrewed 10
If somebody quit and then suggested you be kicked out, and your band agreed, you are a self-centered dick who probably doesn't write his own music, and you're the reason your bandmate quit. Grow up and try again.
virgacs 10
Are you Ted's future wife?
InsanePPG 25
Your comment is hilarious and adorable.
middlenamefrank 8
If everyone else agrees with him, perhaps you should be examining why they agree. It's nobody else's fault if you're a tool.
TheRoyalBattler 5
Seems you were banned by a banned band mate!