malos
United States
Today, my band got booed off stage. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
disembob
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
United Kingdom
Get off!
Today, at a talent show, my band got booed before we even started playing. FML
Anonymous
Rock n Roll is a dirty business
Today, I was in a band with some friends and we got our first gig at a local festival, but I'd already agreed to work serving drinks at the festival. My bandmates got really annoyed and kicked me out of the band. They then went ahead and performed the song that I WROTE, without me, at the festival where I was working. FML
Anonymous
Montr?al, Canada
Today, my band and I played at our first ever real gig. Our drummer turned up high out of his damn mind. After ruining our act with his godawful performance, he screamed "HELL YEAH!" then ran and dove off the stage into a nearly non-existent audience. We were told to never come back. FML
dazed and confused
Tampa, United States
Today, I got kicked out of my band by the guy who quit two weeks ago. The bad part? Everyone else agreed with him. FML
Anonymous
United States
One man band
Today, my bandmates showed up to our gig drunk. Our drummer kept losing the rhythm and the lead guitarist was more concerned about staying drunk than playing the right notes. In the middle of a song, they both gave up, put down their instruments, and kept sipping a beer, while at least cheering me on while I finished it. FML
Dgama
Baltimore, United States
Today, I went to see my new boyfriend play in a band. I found out that groupies don't like even bass players having girlfriends. I was attacked by one because he smiled at me from the stage. FML
Anonymous
Nervous laughter
Today, I went to my kid's band concert. She's 12 and in the advanced team. They were the first ones to play and they were so incredibly bad that I laughed. Really, really loud. I was escorted out of the recital. FML
Dean
United States
Today, after months of constant encouragement from my friends, I went and entered a singing contest. I sang and was booed off stage. Later on I found out my friends lied to me about my ability to sing, just so I could give them a cheap laugh. FML
NickDrakeFan
United States
Today, I overcame my stage fright and got up in front of a café audience with my acoustic guitar to sing a few of my songs. Some asshat kept yelling stuff like "NEEDS MORE COWBELL!" and "FREEBIRD!", which made me lose my nerve and flee. FML
MarsMayFall
United States
Rock n roll star
Today, I was performing for a fairly large crowd with my band. I decided it would look cool to stand on one of the speakers and sing from there. It did look pretty cool for a bit until I tried to step off and fell face-first on the floor mid-song. FML
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Smyth 3
Did you forget to use your star power?
Steplo 5
play better music
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ArtIsResistance7 1
Practice makes perfect :) It's good exposure for you!
Smyth 3
Did you forget to use your star power?
roflinyourwaffle 0
which goes to show that being good at guitar hero and rock band doesn't necessarily mean you can rock out in real life.
theFMLwhore5 0
I didn't think that happened anymore!! but this still made me lol :P and #2.. Win..
brianjman14 23
#2, you win. Haha!!!!
HairyHobknocker 0
well if your band sucks, then ydi, if you are good and everyone else sucks, fyl, but if your all good the audience has bad taste in music 2 + 8 = win
lildrummerboy47 0
that doesn't happen if you play in an orchestra! classical music ftw!
XTheDesertSongX 17
Smyth, you sir, are full of win.
allenrotstein 0
your band name is paper tongues? if so, yeah you guys suck
sarah48_fml 0
agreed!
blankaex 0
Uh, 24, 2 + 8 = 10 :D
turtlemansam 6
YDI for being a bad band
ThinIce 0
Ydi for playing music like Coldplay.
hahafylop 4
So... Don't suck.
lost12 0
watch the expendables!!!!!!!
bh0p 0
2=WIN and OMG I was at this concert I think I was the only one saying yay! YDI for having a cruddy band, but really hey The Jonas Brothers use to get boo'd off stage and look at them now
samantha987 0
maybe you guys should practice some more...
RyGan 0
Maybe you should leave the band. Then maybe you wouldn't get booed off the stage. You can still be a part of it. Just be a groupie or something. Or maybe you could lip sync .
rapeter 0
#2 epic win!!!
FunnyWeasel 7
hahaha, YDI, practice before you play in front of people that you don't even know.
RedPillSucks 33
Mercy, I think if they exposed themselves the boos will get louder.
Brave_Sir_Robin 4
Damn you, Redpill! I was just about to post the exact same thing.
thewhitenightmar_fml 0
you very pretty;D
rlerke 0
ydi for being In a twisted sister cover band.
Brittney_E 0
justin beiber never gets booed off stage. someone should shoot him. -.-
beastmcbeastly 0
boo u suck
groundzeromma 8
ur life doesn't suck....but your band sure does!!!
megastupid 0
ydi for playing like shit
nickernutz 0
my shitty punk band got booed off stage by a bunch of chauchys and guidos and we just laughed at them. embrace it. it's not an fml in the least. just means you're playing to the wrong crowd.
caraphernelia 0
or it just means you suck...
livelaughlove22 0
WHO CARES!! ydi for sucking ydi for not relizing after the first boo to get off the stage ydi for posting it on fml so ppl can hate you more ydi for attempting to be in a band
ArtIsResistance7 1
Dealing with a belligerent crowd is always a good life-lesson to learn. Some drunk guy was trying to muscle his way on stage once, so I cracked him in the face with my microphone. Good times.
ShorTiE4LyFe 0
124- I would shoot him. He sounds like a mouse. With a cold.
xesyeso 0
ydi for sucking
Fantasmo 0
this is the shortest fML ever
JohnnySack 0
I'm laughing at your misfortune. Can you upload the video clips for the benefit of those who weren't in attendance?
Lp182 0
hahahahahhahaha
zach55 0
BOOOOO!!! GET OFF THE STAGE!!! YOU SUCK!!!
theFMLwhore5 0
#124, no one boos her of stage 'cause they would get attacked by girls. little girls. D:
theFMLwhore5 0
off**
smashingdiscover 0
#2 FTW
hug_the_wall 0
#2 thats the first thing i thought of when i read this fml, was guitar hero!! lol
tweetbaby14 18
awww boohoo. want a song on the worlds smallest violin?
zach55 0
how about you try the dj. then you can rewind when you mess up :D
avenged7xforever 0
how the Ef did this get past moderation?
jjpavo 0
24, im pretty sure 3+8=10 :p
rimouski 0
lmao #2 and #6 your pretty =]
drcnes 4
2, you win my friend.
quent10 0
it's Funny because you got booed off stage...
iBurnTrees 6
damn that sucks. I'm in two bands so I understand Joe much that has to duck. I don't know why so many ppl think you deserve it, but u definetly do not! keep praticing. you will only get better. good luck!
tinkerbellpixey6 0
124- he doesn't get booed off stage, but people throw water bottles at him XD
Kinger1500 0
did it take anyone else like 4 tries to click on this fml??
fakeaccountX 6
were you playing Coldplay or something?
thatonek1d 0
get some feedback from the crowd so you can improve. if you are Selena Gomez, you could improve by losing the clothes and getting a vibrator. if you are ******* beiber, then I dare you to find an army recruitment stand/booth thing, and try to sign up while dressed as a terrorist suicide bomber. and get it on tape.
emsiti 6
or their music sucks
chelsiwilliams 0
ikr it was HARD
Jake_Darnell 0
33—Thank you! Orchestral percussionists/timpanists ftw! :D
ifinsane 6
Mae man if you get booted you shouldn't be performing
Steplo 5
play better music
hey123hey123 0
yea u suckkkk booooooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooOOOOOoOOOOoOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
cssuggs 0
haha #2 with the win. They must have, also you should probably play for a small scale crowd to make sure your're at least decent.
aaliyahsagirah 5
yeah I think you posted an FML on here before. aren't you the guy who gave his girlfriend an ultimatum of taking your band seriously or breaking up and she chose the breaking up?
seviluvsu 0
YDI for having a sukish band my band is amazing and we r just a group of 13 year olds :P
roflinyourwaffle 0
I'm willing to be my left ******** and your band sounds like a herd of water buffalos during mating season. also, you are 13. go study.
ShadowPunkChick 1
13 is a bit young to be on FML..
iloveyouuux8 0
#7, suckish. not sukish.
ilovechuux13 0
So just because they're 13 they can't be on FML? And it's summer you asshole, no school. You're older than 13 and still retarded. Mind me for not knowing only older working people are allowed on this site :O
mebecatie 0
well op practice more. and maybe take a few lessons. and prolly a new singer cuz if u have good instrumentals u can only do so much til the singer wants some attention and if the singer sux then ur kinda screwed lol sorry op and if ur the singer, practice more and take vocal lessons. and again I'm gonna say PRACTICE.! just don't practice too much and get polyps(:
hockeyplayer82 0
I don't see how that makes him retarded. he just believes 13 year olds shouldn't be on here.
Seelu 0
agreed, 30.
CodingSquirrel 3
agreed, 73.
Brave_Sir_Robin 4
Disagreed, 82.
CodingSquirrel 3
Damn you Robin! Booo
Brave_Sir_Robin 4
Nah. We're both nuts.
CodingSquirrel 3
Nuts! Did somebody say nuts? What nuts? Where nuts? Gimme nuts. Gotta store them in my computer. It's a new form of cooling that I'm trying.
roflinyourwaffle 0
look at that. the mods changed my comment from "bet my left ******** that" to "be my left ******** and." not quite in my alley for being funny, but what can i do? i'm a mere waffle.
roflinyourwaffle 0
and i know nothing.
scene_girlie 0
lolll, that's nice. what type of music?
neongurl98 10
Im 13 too and I say **** all the people who say you shouldn't have a band! Schools out so rock out! But when school starts back, get back to your books!
Splayd 10
The only real music: Power Metal.
Uranus_fml 0
You Suck...
lifesokay255 0
then your band sucks
cptmorgan15 2
haha, you suck. 7- you do too
roflinyourwaffle 0
YDI for having a band. YDI for playing shitty enough music to be booed off stage. YDI for thinking you were good enough to perform in front of public. YDI for taking guitar hero/rock band too seriously. YDI for thinking your being in a band is "work" and thereby placing this FML under the said category.
luckyyyy 0
lol troll is trolling
sandwichman1796 0
RWJ ftw :D
Jimboom 12
Next time don't suck so bad and you won't get booed off.
ShadowPunkChick 1
Well now you can stop wasting your time with something you and your friends are obviously not good at.