By NJ <3 - 10/01/2012 15:34 - United States

Today, while trying to prove a point to my mom, I learned that bird seed tastes better than her cooking. FML
I agree, your life sucks 26 200
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desireev 17

Aww.. That's too bad! Normally, Mommas cookin' is always the best!! :)

Make your own food then.


daydreamer244 13

Cooking lessons?

If bird seed tasted better then her cooking, even lessons won't help.

than* OP- FYL, but how did you end up tasting the bird seed(s)?

Vegeto30294 19

#31: "Even bird seed tastes better than this cooking!" "Prove it."

I know exactly how you feel OP.

I like fish food...

For OP? I agree. Why don't you cook instead of insulting your momma?

CooperDelton 0

Good answer ;)

Be grateful she even bothers to cook, IMO. Ungrateful westerners. #Firstworldproblems, lol.

desireev 17

Aww.. That's too bad! Normally, Mommas cookin' is always the best!! :)

It's just not true in this case. Poor thing. lol

Eggers 2

I'm 16, and I'm the only one in my house that can cook. It's kinda pathetic really

Uh, I'm the cook in my family too. :p My mom's cooking is mediocre, but knowing she tries hard at it, I always complimented and thanked her for it growing up. It's the thought that counts right? Well, I hope OP wasn't too rude about making her bird seed point.

I'm in the same boat as Eggers, I cook dinner every night in my house for 6 people, 20 years old and I'm the youngest one.

Are you bird man?

KiddNYC1O 20

Birdman, daddy I fly in any weather.

FreshPrincess23 0

That's a great idea. I might just have to do that.

Make your own food then.

Yes, I do. How can you just assume I don't? You don't know me.

darlingdollie 24

you go to my school I think lol

Buy an industrial sized bag of bird seed and tell her to try cooking that instead

Do you eat birdseed typically? Maybe you should make your own dang food!

OP might cook for himself/herself at other times, but sometimes it's just nice to have some of Mama's cooking. (In this case, not so much) lol

evilteddybear 0

Well the stuff i but for my bird has mostly sunflower seeds soo

eshie11 0


Maybe a cook book for her Birthday?

The_Troller 14

Don't encourage her

I think that may end with OP in the emergency room with a cook book stuck halfway up their ass

DontClickOnMe 28

Don't hate, appreciate. But no really, you should appreciate that she even cooks for you. Besides, I'm sure not everything she cooks is that bad..