By Anonymous - 11/10/2013 22:00 - Canada - Brampton

Today, I got into a fistfight with a complete idiot wearing a panda outfit. My face now looks like a real panda's. FML
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Nyx_fml 23

I'm just trying to imagine a scenario in which someone would get into a fistfight with someone wearing a panda outfit. Your day sounds interesting. Please, do tell more about it.

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AnthonyWheeler15 24

Did he know kung-fu?

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Dre27 20

He's black white and asian, how the hell to you expect to beat up a rich black Jackie Chan?

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Dawnstempest 17

You don't. There's a reason why guns were invented. You shoot him, preferably from far away and atop a very tall building.

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Dre27 20

#45, you don't simply shoot an asian

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WCARlover 34

I know how it is, you gotta protect your bamboo!

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The_Nuke 31

sounds like there was some panda-monium

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mkymouse90 17

Lesson learned.. I will not mess with a panda I hear there kinda mean..

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joopjoop 19

I would really love some more background information here! how do you end up fighting a panda??

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cakefete2 30

Count yourself lucky. Usually pandas eat, shoots and leaves.

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meganmagee 11

I don't know which is worse...the fact that you fought a guy in a panda suit, or the fact that be obviously kicked your ass.

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smbio 17

Just... why? How does that happen?

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