Today, I got into a fistfight with a complete idiot wearing a panda outfit. My face now looks like a real panda's. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I got mugged by someone wearing a bear suit. FML
Today, I was punched in the balls by a monkey. FML
Today, at a concert, I got into a fight with a man in a banana suit. FML
Today, I am wearing a panda suit for the promotion of the restaurant I work at. FML
Today, I got punched in the face, had hair ripped out of my skull and broke a tooth on the pavement when I fell. Some guy mistook me for someone else. FML
Today, I was trying to swat a wasp in my bedroom. I got so frustrated that I ended up punching myself in the face. The wasp is still here, and now I look like I've been in a brawl. FML
Today, I saw a fight so I went over to try and break it up. Someone thought I wanted to join in, so he gave me an unexpected whap in the happy sacks, and I also got a bloody nose for my troubles. FML
Today, I was robbed by a guy wearing a ninja turtle costume. FML
Today, a punk-looking college kid was making fun of my mentally handicapped son. Out of anger, I punched him in the face. I got handcuffed and thrown into a police car. The kid stood there laughing and pointing at me. FML
Today, I decided to challenge the jerk jock at work to a fight, since he kept poking fun at me for being a weakling. Having started taking MMA classes, I was confident I'd make him eat his words. Just my luck, he's an MMA instructor and kicked my ass effortlessly. Not what I had planned. FML
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Nyx_fml 23
I'm just trying to imagine a scenario in which someone would get into a fistfight with someone wearing a panda outfit. Your day sounds interesting. Please, do tell more about it.
AnthonyWheeler15 24
Did he know kung-fu?
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Comments (98)
Dre27 20
He's black white and asian, how the hell to you expect to beat up a rich black Jackie Chan?
Dawnstempest 17
You don't. There's a reason why guns were invented. You shoot him, preferably from far away and atop a very tall building.
Puffytruffles 18
This ain't no Indiana Jones
Dre27 20
#45, you don't simply shoot an asian
WCARlover 35
I know how it is, you gotta protect your bamboo!
The_Nuke 31
sounds like there was some panda-monium
mkymouse90 17
Lesson learned.. I will not mess with a panda I hear there kinda mean..
joopjoop 19
I would really love some more background information here! how do you end up fighting a panda??
PauloM_fml 9
I'm sure she was really tough (=
cakefete2 31
Count yourself lucky. Usually pandas eat, shoots and leaves.
ShakenNotStirred 6
Or a wombat that eats, roots and leaves.
meganmagee 11
I don't know which is worse...the fact that you fought a guy in a panda suit, or the fact that be obviously kicked your ass.
smbio 17
Just... why? How does that happen?
Satoshi08 5
Was the pandas name Po?