Today, I got into a fistfight with a complete idiot wearing a panda outfit. My face now looks like a real panda's. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
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Today, I was trying to swat a wasp in my bedroom. I got so frustrated that I ended up punching myself in the face. The wasp is still here, and now I look like I've been in a brawl. FML
Today, I saw a fight so I went over to try and break it up. Someone thought I wanted to join in, so he gave me an unexpected whap in the happy sacks, and I also got a bloody nose for my troubles. FML
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Today, a punk-looking college kid was making fun of my mentally handicapped son. Out of anger, I punched him in the face. I got handcuffed and thrown into a police car. The kid stood there laughing and pointing at me. FML
Today, I decided to challenge the jerk jock at work to a fight, since he kept poking fun at me for being a weakling. Having started taking MMA classes, I was confident I'd make him eat his words. Just my luck, he's an MMA instructor and kicked my ass effortlessly. Not what I had planned. FML
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Nyx_fml 23
I'm just trying to imagine a scenario in which someone would get into a fistfight with someone wearing a panda outfit. Your day sounds interesting. Please, do tell more about it.
AnthonyWheeler15 24
Did he know kung-fu?
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Comments (98)
ksks1234 33
I need more info to be able to vote. Did you start the fight? We're you being an obnoxious ass? Did some random dude in a panda suit just come up and punch you? More information!
threer 30
Guys, can you stop acting like Panda is a man? We don't know...
LanceGoodthrust 19
... Or, did you fight a complete idiot WHILE wearing a panda costume? Because, that would be a far funnier FML
Lili_love 14
wait...who was wearing the panda outfit?
KylarStern19 7
Shouldn't have lost
banemask 14
So... Umm.. Why the hell??!
buckdharma 38
With all due respect op, if you got into a fistfight with someone wearing tons of padding I would have to say you're the idiot.
NessaMae 19
Would he happen to be the panda mascot for Chunk! No captain, Chunk!? :P
TrinityNevada 11
YDI for fighting in the first place. Didn't you learn not to hit back in pre-school? I'm glad you got your face messed up
crazytwinsmom 25
Don't mess with pandas!