Today, I got into a fistfight with a complete idiot wearing a panda outfit. My face now looks like a real panda's. FML
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Top comments
Nyx_fml 23
I'm just trying to imagine a scenario in which someone would get into a fistfight with someone wearing a panda outfit. Your day sounds interesting. Please, do tell more about it.
AnthonyWheeler15 24
Did he know kung-fu?
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Comments (98)
worldclassrager 41
Does he look like a panda also...
frizzyizzy235 6
Don't you EVER mess with a panda.
faireanjell 5
If you started it you damn well deserve it..
snowgr5 6
Thats why I quit going to those "furry" parties. Some of those people are just way too kinky.
Panda_Shy_Haven 17
Yay pandaaaaa!!!! So adorable right?!??!? Oh. But I'm sorry about your face. Even though I would love it
Axel5238 29
So you got into a fight with a guy that catches shit regularly because he has to wear a panda suit, which has padding and protects them somewhat. Better question were you drunk on thought it'd be funny to start with the guy in the panda suit?
blackonblight 33
You got in a fight with someone in a panda outfit... Dude I don't think there was any way you'd come out of this looking good.
BuckNekkid 22
you got into a fist fight? whose the idiot?
Taurus_ChicKa 37
And why, exactly, did you get into a fist fight with this person? We need more information!
desertpunk75 11
I didn't vote since you didn't list the actual reason of the fight. I hope getting an ass-kicking from a panda was worth it.