Today, my brother slapped me across the face with a piece of raw chicken for not liking his Instagram post. FML
shavednipples tells us more.
Hey y'all! Just to clarify, my brother is the same age as me (we're twins). When I told him I wasn't going to like his post (it was just a video of a fireworks show), he took a chicken breast and slapped me. We were preparing chicken for dinner that night, so it was already out and thawed. I did end up getting salmonella, however, I'm not sure if it was from the slap or from eating the chicken itself at dinner. Either way, it was shitty. Also, about my username, I use it for a lot of social media accounts and I've had this account for a while. I know if you don't have an account, you can choose a name to post it under and it usually has to do with the post, but that wasn't the case here. Cheers!!
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alexis83188 24
Have you considered liking the picture? Is his next picture of you getting slapped with said piece of chicken? So many questions
arielmr116 18
Is your brother 12?
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Comments (74)
arielmr116 18
Is your brother 12?
Earl_KarmasBitch 36
or a member of Monty Python?
alexis83188 24
Have you considered liking the picture? Is his next picture of you getting slapped with said piece of chicken? So many questions
SegaTortoise 12
Like the picture of you getting slapped by chicken or he will slap you with a 5lb tri tip
UserError94 18
Was the chicken seasoned? Do you shave your nipples?
magicviper1 15
better like it faster next time I guess...
mcsammo11 12
that sounds really harsh and kinda stupid of him, but the slapped part is the least of your problems, raw chickens carry a lot of diseases.
pdp_fml 21
Raw chicken? That's terrible because you could get sick from raw chicken! Never mind that you don't like an Instagram posting.
hasooon 24
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
If he likes all your pictures and you don't, then YDI. What are brothers for, other than liking pictures and stuff?!
SoulEaterSE 23
Either you're sarcastic or retarded
americanafrican 32
both is the best answer here
gogo44444 28
#10, #19 I think #5 is too young for FML if he actually thinks this is a YDI
hasooon 24
Thats just me being next level. Take my thumbs up senpai.
A07 48
All these new fml members and not one of them understood the sarcasm, sad to see what we've come to.
Fuaaad1994 31
Beat your brother up with said chicken, record it and put it on the Internet
Lalala579121 28
And post a picture of the aftermath on his Instagram.
Arestian 14
and if he doesnt like the youtube video then u should slap him with the chicken again
Silk_Routes 14
beaten by a chicken
zharks1010 18
Did you "chicken" out?
idk_rose 25
Everyone knows you should give in to peer pressure and like the photos! *sarcasm*