Today, I got in trouble for punching my sister. Apparently, it still counts if it's in Minecraft and she looked like she was going to steal my stuff. FML
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Today, my uncle picked up a tissue box and threw it at my sister for fun. My sister got mad and yeeted the box at me. I reacted with the same action, but she lost her crap and kicked and punched me. When I reported the incident to my parents, I get berated and my sister got away with it. FML
Today, my sister smashed a cup on my head because I told her she couldn't borrow one of my necklaces since she lost one and stole another. I was grounded for "antagonizing" her into doing it. FML
Today, I got punched in the face after I beat my stepbrother at Mario Kart. I didn't really get hurt, but he managed to break a finger. My stepmom blamed the whole thing on me, accusing me of being violent and a bad influence on her son. FML
Today, my sister punched me in the face. My dad was actually annoyed with me when I told him. He said I'll never be a "real man" if I can't take a hit from a girl. FML
Today, my little sister chased me around the house with a mallet, giggling like a maniac. I ended up having to pin her to the ground, rip the mallet out of her hand and lock her in the bathroom. This isn't the first time. My mom still insists it's perfectly normal. FML
Today, I woke up to my little sister strangling me. My parents accused me of making the red marks on my throat myself to exaggerate how bad it was. She's just "going through a phase", they say, and I'm a bad person for punching her to get her off me. FML
Today, my sister and I got into an argument at a tennis court which ended up with her trying to run me over in the parking lot. I stepped to the side and hit her door, denting it. My parents expect me to pay for the damage caused by my sister trying to kill me. FML
Today, I was standing in the shower drying off when my sister came in the bathroom. She must have thought I was a burglar because she hit the shower curtain and punched me in the face. FML
Today, my father told me I was becoming violent because of the video games I play. I was playing Minecraft. FML
Today, my sister just had a huge fight with my mom. After that, she thought it was appropriate to smash my $1,000 guitar to "blow off some steam." FML
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devildog562 33
Next time burn her house down.
JKPwnage 27
Your parents don't understand video games, do they?
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Comments (75)
DEATHLORD_fml 16
OH YEAH AND SWITCH TO CREATIVE AND TP HER LIKE 100000000000 blocks I the air!! She will be falling for HOURS
ImTheAlpha 30
A favorite revenge of mine is destroying/stealing all their picks and then filling and surrounding their house with obsidian, with some lava pockets for good measure. Of course, I'm totally not advocating that you get revenge.... *wink wink*
ShyVi 18
The same thing happened to me recently.
spyder21 4
I'm confused. did you punch her in the game or because in the she looked like she was going to steal your stuff?
apcsox 18
1000 TNTs in her house. Light red stone. ?????? Profit!!!
worldclassrager 41
Now I wonder what would happen if you killed her...
Mooglefox 24
You punched her in the game, right?
FEATHDUCK 19
Wow I declined this FML in moderation. Apparently it was better than the others I accepted. Genius.
leogachi 15
@44 Op's bratty sister got them grounded because of something that happened in a video game. What part of that doesn't suck?
dominjew 12
Use a bow and arrow and seek revenge from a comfortable distance
ttoill3 17
Your a bum for playing that game any way