Today, I got in trouble for punching my sister. Apparently, it still counts if it's in Minecraft and she looked like she was going to steal my stuff. FML
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Today, my uncle picked up a tissue box and threw it at my sister for fun. My sister got mad and yeeted the box at me. I reacted with the same action, but she lost her crap and kicked and punched me. When I reported the incident to my parents, I get berated and my sister got away with it. FML
Today, my sister smashed a cup on my head because I told her she couldn't borrow one of my necklaces since she lost one and stole another. I was grounded for "antagonizing" her into doing it. FML
Today, I got punched in the face after I beat my stepbrother at Mario Kart. I didn't really get hurt, but he managed to break a finger. My stepmom blamed the whole thing on me, accusing me of being violent and a bad influence on her son. FML
Today, my sister punched me in the face. My dad was actually annoyed with me when I told him. He said I'll never be a "real man" if I can't take a hit from a girl. FML
Today, my little sister chased me around the house with a mallet, giggling like a maniac. I ended up having to pin her to the ground, rip the mallet out of her hand and lock her in the bathroom. This isn't the first time. My mom still insists it's perfectly normal. FML
Today, I woke up to my little sister strangling me. My parents accused me of making the red marks on my throat myself to exaggerate how bad it was. She's just "going through a phase", they say, and I'm a bad person for punching her to get her off me. FML
Today, my sister and I got into an argument at a tennis court which ended up with her trying to run me over in the parking lot. I stepped to the side and hit her door, denting it. My parents expect me to pay for the damage caused by my sister trying to kill me. FML
Today, I was standing in the shower drying off when my sister came in the bathroom. She must have thought I was a burglar because she hit the shower curtain and punched me in the face. FML
Today, my father told me I was becoming violent because of the video games I play. I was playing Minecraft. FML
Today, my sister just had a huge fight with my mom. After that, she thought it was appropriate to smash my $1,000 guitar to "blow off some steam." FML
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devildog562 33
Next time burn her house down.
JKPwnage 27
Your parents don't understand video games, do they?
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Comments (75)
AlwaysWatching 27
Dude that's dumb. I would have sent her to respawn instead of just hitting her
rroyma24 8
Ohhhh no, not the pixels!
psycho_fuzzball 10
ydi just for playing minecraft....
leidymedinaf 13
I actually understand your parents. They just want to make sure you don't go around and punch girls. Just be glad they care.
sailorarctic 22
i hit two birds of the same species this year and I'm pregnant. I had the exact same reactions bith time OP. my poor hubby had to takr the wheel from me. It just means she has a kind heart for animals. admire that in her.
Pigpig1234 10
You just commented on the wrong fml #58
cre100382 3
Clarification, did all this happen in game? If so, then your parents have to go after your sister for theft. If they don't punish your sister for in game stealing, explain the situation to them comp!etely, if they still favor your sister, don't accept the punishment.
onyourleft 10
While I do think that this is a little too far, my mom punished my 14 year old sister last week after she purposely burned down the house my 9 year old sister has spent a month working on. While the "punching" didn't really hurt your sibling, at the same time video games can take a lot of work, like other hobbies, and people should be respectful of that. (like not stealing your stuff)
ChanceMiles 6
My sister just joined my mc server, I will heed this warning.
THEDARKLORDOFALL 17
Next time use tnt
britbrat237 14
I'd grief her.