Today, I got in trouble for punching my sister. Apparently, it still counts if it's in Minecraft and she looked like she was going to steal my stuff. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my uncle picked up a tissue box and threw it at my sister for fun. My sister got mad and yeeted the box at me. I reacted with the same action, but she lost her crap and kicked and punched me. When I reported the incident to my parents, I get berated and my sister got away with it. FML
Today, my sister smashed a cup on my head because I told her she couldn't borrow one of my necklaces since she lost one and stole another. I was grounded for "antagonizing" her into doing it. FML
Today, I got punched in the face after I beat my stepbrother at Mario Kart. I didn't really get hurt, but he managed to break a finger. My stepmom blamed the whole thing on me, accusing me of being violent and a bad influence on her son. FML
Today, my sister punched me in the face. My dad was actually annoyed with me when I told him. He said I'll never be a "real man" if I can't take a hit from a girl. FML
Today, my little sister chased me around the house with a mallet, giggling like a maniac. I ended up having to pin her to the ground, rip the mallet out of her hand and lock her in the bathroom. This isn't the first time. My mom still insists it's perfectly normal. FML
Today, I woke up to my little sister strangling me. My parents accused me of making the red marks on my throat myself to exaggerate how bad it was. She's just "going through a phase", they say, and I'm a bad person for punching her to get her off me. FML
Today, my sister and I got into an argument at a tennis court which ended up with her trying to run me over in the parking lot. I stepped to the side and hit her door, denting it. My parents expect me to pay for the damage caused by my sister trying to kill me. FML
Today, I was standing in the shower drying off when my sister came in the bathroom. She must have thought I was a burglar because she hit the shower curtain and punched me in the face. FML
Today, my father told me I was becoming violent because of the video games I play. I was playing Minecraft. FML
Today, my sister just had a huge fight with my mom. After that, she thought it was appropriate to smash my $1,000 guitar to "blow off some steam." FML
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devildog562 33
Next time burn her house down.
JKPwnage 27
Your parents don't understand video games, do they?
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Comments (75)
Oppression_fml 19
Hahaha rekt
beeferjay 34
you should become a police officer, that way you can get away with things like that
Lalala579121 28
And then arrest people for being snippy.
Fureq 4
I wanna know how old you are? Your writing fml about minecraft this site is for older people
WordBea 23
plenty of adults play minecraft too
thejonac 21
... why can't an adult play minecraft? i'm personally not a fan of the game, but professional gamers that play COD are famous and 'socially acceptable', but a guy can't play minecraft? what kind of theory is that?
bandaidstations 28
I think you meant you're, but I'm not sure because your comment didn't make much sense. Also, Minecraft is for all ages. Really, a child would have a harder time understanding the mechanics of redstone and stuff. You can't determine someone's age just from a game they play.
Skylarconner 14
he has a point, I'm 18 and hell, I can't bloody understand some of it either, but it's a good game
ShyVi 18
My brother is 24 and plays Minecraft, and likes My Little Pony. And no, he's not gay.
zarrganaut 17
Tons of adults play video games. I'm one of them. I too had my minecraft phase.
faeryofshalott 25
Your point cannot stand. There is no truth in your argument. 1) As stated above there is no maximum age for video games. You don't reach a certain age and suddenly lose any ability you had to play games. 2) You state that this site is for older people but there are a lot of people on here that are under 18. There are also many adults on here who act younger than the kids on this site.
paravoz 30
and your age is?
Swibeda 5
I'm 24 and I would still play with a rubber duckie in the bathtub if I had one.
Jadea_fml 12
#57 My mother has plenty if you'd like some! She doesn't even know how many "duckies" she has.
ShyVi 18
How about a rubber dickling?
Donutsarelife 12
I think every gamer goes through their minecraft phase.
CliffyB03 28
I bet you're the type of person that puts dynamite everywhere
LilMissCanadian 22
Protect your house. Good luck.
Lalala579121 28
This is your mission should you choose to accept it.
Elban 20
Make sure you put on Under Armor when you do it
RRSD97 2
That is why I love commands on the PC version. I would just teleport her a million blocks in the air. She would be falling for half an hour at least.
LibertyLife20 20
Hahha oh the joys of gaming with siblings!
MVDN 8
I've had this happen to me. It's not fun
Xandrick 22
Something about Minecraft really brings out the jerkhole in people. To this day I just can't figure it out. Anyways, that really sucks, RobotUnicorn1209. Best of tidings in the future. Maybe set up a trap system just outside your area and when she gets trapped/damaged, just tell her it's her own fault for making the attempt.
DEATHLORD_fml 16
.........do a little prank I call death. So, basically, does she have any beloved pets?A dog, maybe. There's a machine you can make, that, when someone breaks even ONE BLOCK to get the dog out of it, it'll blow up.Search it up.Or just coat her house in lava. That always works. But if you don't wanna do either of those, and have a lot of time in your hands, dig out a trench that's REALLY LONG and SUPER DEEP so that she can't bridge over to her house