By kiwi - 11/11/2009 22:10 - United States

Today, I realized that the most romantic thing that my boyfriend and I have done in the last month is comb lice out of each other's hair. FML
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Thats fucking disgusting.

hey, thats not too bad. Look on the brightside, you cannot get pregnant from doing that. Plus, all monkeys everywhere would love reading this.

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Thats fucking disgusting.

YDI for having hair.

It's not that bad, Obviously there just hobo's who both have chosen live that way. Sometimes you pick up some bugs on the road....No biggie. But you both should go for a walk with out your pack aww Xx

#7 -- You're just an idiot. Grow up.

I had multiple spontaneous orgasms when I read the post.

#45 -- You're just an idiot. Grow up.

I agree with #60.

ewwwwwwwww

OP just say u did nothin romantic...picking lice ain't romantic in any way

hey, thats not too bad. Look on the brightside, you cannot get pregnant from doing that. Plus, all monkeys everywhere would love reading this.

Yeah, I bet there's an ape couple somewhere loving this. They're both sitting next to each other at the computer, looking for romantic ape stories, hoping to find a way to rekindle the flame, and they came across this FML, giving them the inspiration to rekindle their old world monkey love.

You sir, must be a genius! I bow down to your sexy brain power.

It wasnt funny WHATSOEVER. JACKASS.

Monkeys don't have lice :)

Wow. Go be extra romantic and buy each other some shampoo!!!

Is Eddie Murphy your pet Donkey?

Shrek reference FTW :D

shrek ftw? i think not... shrek never wins, he just does slightly better each time...

Family Guy reference ftw.

Did you eat the lice like a real baboon would?

If you're unhappy, break up.

very clever response

well it's up to u two to make things more romantic.

Then fix it.

Some girls complain they don't get enough attention from their mate.

You should be thankful that the lice were willing to spice up your love life. By the way, I think you mean crabs. You cant get more intimate than combing each others pubes.