By kiwi - 11/11/2009 22:10 - United States

Today, I realized that the most romantic thing that my boyfriend and I have done in the last month is comb lice out of each other's hair. FML
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justdancebbyx3 7

Thats ******* disgusting.

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avfcfan89 0

hey, thats not too bad. Look on the brightside, you cannot get pregnant from doing that. Plus, all monkeys everywhere would love reading this.

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justdancebbyx3 7

Thats ******* disgusting.

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liveBabylon 0

It's not that bad, Obviously there just hobo's who both have chosen live that way. Sometimes you pick up some bugs on the road....No biggie. But you both should go for a walk with out your pack aww Xx

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ashbaby010 0

#7 -- You're just an idiot. Grow up.

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FarSide 22

I had multiple spontaneous orgasms when I read the post.

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Jakaroo 0

OP just say u did nothin romantic...picking lice ain't romantic in any way

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avfcfan89 0

hey, thats not too bad. Look on the brightside, you cannot get pregnant from doing that. Plus, all monkeys everywhere would love reading this.

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dudeitsdanny 9

Yeah, I bet there's an ape couple somewhere loving this. They're both sitting next to each other at the computer, looking for romantic ape stories, hoping to find a way to rekindle the flame, and they came across this FML, giving them the inspiration to rekindle their old world monkey love.

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bishoprsv2 0

You sir, must be a genius! I bow down to your sexy brain power.

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boycrazy30007 12

Monkeys don't have lice :)

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renaet 0

Wow. Go be extra romantic and buy each other some shampoo!!!

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DoomJeff91 2

Is Eddie Murphy your pet Donkey?

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MermaidSongXOXO 6

Shrek reference FTW :D

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Towelie_31 0

shrek ftw? i think not... shrek never wins, he just does slightly better each time...

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EMR_fml 0

Did you eat the lice like a real baboon would?

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jw90 18

well it's up to u two to make things more romantic.

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CallMeHush 0

Some girls complain they don't get enough attention from their mate.

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seanreddog 4

You should be thankful that the lice were willing to spice up your love life. By the way, I think you mean crabs. You cant get more intimate than combing each others pubes.

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