Today, I got home from my 6-week vacation. Apparently, my mum cleaned my room for me while I was gone because my vibrator was neatly tucked into my blanket, next to my pillow instead of being hidden under my bed. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I got home from my vacation. The last few days of my trip, I stayed at my father's house. I was having trouble sleeping last night so I decided to use a little "discreet" vibrator that I travel with. When I unpacked back home, I realized I'd forgotten the vibrator in my bed at my father's house. I'm mortified. FML
Today, I gave my mom an extra pillow since the ones in the guest room were too flat and hurt her neck. Hours later, I remembered that I'd stashed my vibrator in that pillowcase during a romantic camping trip with my husband. She found it. FML
Today, my dad surprised me by moving my bed (involving disassembling and reassembling it) in my new room, because I couldn't find how I wanted to set it up. He also took care of putting back my vibrator between the mattress and the base, where it was hidden. FML
Today, after assuming I'd been scammed, I finally found the vibrator I ordered over 2 months ago. It was in my mom's bedside cabinet. FML
Today, the vibrator I ordered online was delivered. I'd paid extra to make sure it would be here before the weekend, so I could sneak it into my room while everyone was gone. My dad decided to stay home all day and answer the door ahead of me. FML
Today, I came home from work and found my sister using my vibrator in my own bed. FML
Today, I got home from a small vacation. Before I left, I set up cameras in my room to see if my roommate was stealing my money. Turns out she wasn't. However, she does borrow my personal "adult toy" whenever I'm out. FML
Today, my mom cleaned up my room. I had a drawer filled with condoms, 2 vibrators, and a bondage kit. She organized the condoms and vibrators in a shoe box. FML
Today, I realized that the only place my missing vibrator can be is at the house of the people I just dogsat for. In their spare room. Which also serves as their kids' playroom. FML
Today, I was pantsless, horny, and my vibrator died, so I put it on charge next to my bed. My mum then came in, crying hysterically about how she got fired. I was still naked. I felt so bad. FML
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aimferd 4
Hope she didnt use it...
TheChowski 2
She was just trying to shake things up a bit!
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Comments (185)
rae_munchkin 6
It's her way of showing she supports you having it.
BuckyChemist 5
True but she should totally hide that thing better!
Angelrose2004 17
There's a pillow called "hide-a-vibe" for reasons as such. It really is an investment... And kind of comfy too :)
weasel123 9
How thoughtful of her....
sarbear293 4
Haha at least she didn't ask you about it. That would've been more awkward.
junebug93 0
I think the mere fact that she didn't say anything made it awkward. I mean just imagine the next morning waking up and it being the giant elephant in the room as you casually say, "pass the salt"
sarbear293 4
73 haha very true!
keenankunzelman 0
Hello
Dadothy 8
Awkward....
stevenmer 2
At least she didn't say omg yours feels so much better than mine!
MyLoveDrunk 11
Looking at your picture, I am sad to say that I pictured you saying those exact same words..
stevenmer 2
It's because I'm the one that actually cleaned her room... TROLLLL
MyLoveDrunk 11
Are you calling me a troll..? Geeze sorry it was just a comment...
stevenmer 2
Nooooo haha I was said troll so you would picture the troll face in you head! Hahaha
MyLoveDrunk 11
Oh okay haha, my bad:)
stevenmer 2
At least I got to talk to you more :D
MyLoveDrunk 11
Aww you're sweet:) yeah I guess so haha
stevenmer 2
Fine me on facebook :)
MyLoveDrunk 11
I wouldn't know where to start:)
stevenmer 2
I'll give you a hint Steven Merlino that live in Georgia:)
MyLoveDrunk 11
That is quite a hint;)
stevenmer 2
Just a little one;)
annihil8or 15
@ thereallori, 6 weeks or 42 days, is more like triple the # days a working person gets
Savra_fml 17
Depends on the job and country. Eg., many countries in Europe have 30 days of holiday/year. This equals 6 weeks because weekends are not usually counted.
TonyIsMyDog 2
Aww, she's so sweet.
DaKillaMafia 2
Haha that's great.
Wheredidgrungego 12
Awe she was just keeping it warm for you! A cozy vibrator is a happy vibrator!