Thanks, I hate it
Today, my husband told me I was lucky to have someone who would love me no matter what my vagina smelled like. FML
Today, my husband told me I was lucky to have someone who would love me no matter what my vagina smelled like. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, during sex, my boyfriend found it appropriate to tell me he loves "how bad" I smell. FML
Today, and as for the rest of my life, I will always have a husband whose breath stinks. FML
Today, while eating dinner with my boyfriend, I look up to see him staring at me, smiling. Hoping he wanted to say how lucky of a man he was who loved me deeply, I asked him what he was thinking. He replied, "You can't smell that yet? It was a noxious one." FML
Today, I was teasing my boyfriend telling him that my butt was so much cuter than his and that at least mine wasn't smelly stinky or hairy. Then he said yeah, I just wish that your vag was the same way. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me I smell like vegetables. FML
Today, my loving fiancé informed me that my new perfume makes me smell like a urinal cake. FML
Today, I was going to attempt to compliment my girlfriend, I planned on telling her that she smelled really nice. In a loving tone, I confidently told her, "Baby, you have a certain stench to you." FML
Today, my boyfriend told me my vagina is "as clean as a dog's mouth." I'm not sure if that supposed to be a compliment or not. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me I smell like his grandma's house. FML
Today, I had sex for the first time with a guy. After he passionately made love to me, I turned to him and said, "You smell really good." He turned to me and said, "You don't." FML
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Top comments
Zmeilerr 22
Maybe you should wash it then?
ramboman19 8
oh that's nasty -Cleveland
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Comments (226)
Zmeilerr 22
Maybe you should wash it then?
Kurtis123 0
Wash it with something better than fish, eh?
Rebi3144 8
Nah, she probably washed it with squid. Stuff smells nasty.
newfiegirl 8
Lol, my thought exactly.. dirty :p
testthecoal 5
Eh, Ariel?
T3P33_fml 0
maybe she just forgot something in there! like a carrot/cucomber/potato. or a racoon. or a stillborn baby.
Lolerskatez 0
"This is my wife patty she is my muse my flame, while her smile brings people to the room her ****** clears it and makes the room uninhabitable for days, this is why I invented vagisil"
MichaelGood 0
better diets improve smell and taste. true fact
debrah666 0
lol
dirtyblond 4
pineapple juice& cranberry juice do your ****** wonders (make it taste better actually)! the more you know!;D
iinTOXICating 0
ahhhhhh!! stone sour t-shirt <3
EmoGiana 0
135- So your telling me to put cranberry juice on my girl parts???
MichaelGood 0
no no no emo Giana you eat it! it seriously makes u taste pretty good n no stinky fishy smell! make sure u eat it!
Danielle2555 0
lol totally hah
SpikedKnuckles 8
If it tastes like chicken keep on lickin, if it tastes like trout GET THE **** OUT!
wtfchirp 9
Vagisil is for itching down there and nothing else.
springer937 13
Rotten fish tacos?
jacetopia96 1
nasty.
impatientsnake 4
true
MichaelGood 0
^ yup cause you"ve gone down on a girl befor :D hahaha (jus playin is okay)
ichikibobivopula 0
ur pics hot.
isac1234 0
haha
ohthebloodygore 16
Do you feel lucky?
valri3 0
You look amazing in your picture. Just thought I'd point that out.
ImaginaryFoe 1
I'm wondering the same thing. Clearly the context makes the difference here. If OP said something like "Let me take a shower before we have sex" and that was his response, he's not suave but he's not an arse either. In pretty much any other situation, it is an odd comment to make but the poor sot seems like he tried (and failed) to be complimentary. If you don't feel you're lucky, then tell him so. But don't let the sting of the message take away the meaning.
DjeePee 25
Complimentary? I don't know, but 'your ****** stinks' doesn't seem much of a compliment to me.. I also wonder where all the comments about the rudeness of the husband are. Almost everybody here thinks for sure that OP doesn't have hygiene, but the husband could also be a dick. My boyfriend said the same thing to me, I guess a year ago, whilst I washed that thing twice (!) a day. There was absolutely nothing wrong with my personal parts, he just concentrated himself on the smell, and yes, normal ******'s and penisses doesn't smell like flowers on a sunny sunday morning. Now, a year later, he has forced himself to be a little bit mature and learn how to deal with the typical smell, and guess what? I reduced the washing to once a day, and he has stopped complaining. So, OP's husband is a dick. A cruel one.
maronofhearts 19
washing isnt the only thing that affects smell as a small few have noted that your diet is a huge contributor, you are what you eat so while you may wash twice a day that smell could be from your food intake and not bad hygiene so your whole rant is seemingly meaningless. OP should try eating more fruits especially tropical ones or fruit juice and not like caprisun real fruit juice. Her husband should also be a little smarter about it and realize its not going to smell like sunshine and candy if you love him do what you can and then tell him to deal or gtfo.
NinjaFish222 0
I swear, they should make a book out of the epically long comments on here.
March18 0
you're right... if he has to deal with her stench then the least she can do is appreciate it. At its worse the smell of a ****** could make someone nauseous, why should he suffer because she doesnt use feminine wash or wipes... diet is a factor but wash meant specifically for vaginal secretions is always an option... and besides, she should know if she smells, its not exactly hard to figure out
March18 0
@djeepee you're just upset because your ****** smells. if it smelled normal then your boyfriend would know that and not have to tell you, unless you're the only one he's been with. own up to the fact that you dont take care of yourself the way you should, tons of people have healthy odor free genitals, join the club!!
rubberduckie94 13
women can shower and wash a couple times a day and still have problems with faint to strong odor. there is a lot going on down there and cleaning something inside your body is a.little harder than say balls that dangle around outside. and i have smelled some nasty balls. anyway i actually think ops husband said this trying to be funny.
samanthayap 2
omgosh ew
MyMuse7 0
lmao ydi
Omywhtanight 0
Husband- I fell in love with a woman with a horrid smelling vag.....fml
sapphyre13 0
thatz nastaaayyy
ramboman19 8
oh that's nasty -Cleveland
Rebi3144 8
Win.
sommerh 0
lmao
DarkHelmet 10
hahahahahahahaha CLASSIC comment
I_iz_B_a_troll 24
Nose knows not nearly nothing nor nasty naginas nope no nay nan't noo nitt!
sunnysurfchick 0
your not too smart. are you?
Kallik 0
what?
DoctorDictator 0
You're not too smart, are you?
IceyJustin 1
I love the smell of fish *sarcasm*