junebug93

Miss my own little world, united states 33 years-old It's complicated

Anonymous 26 September 2009, 23:02 Canada

Clear and precise

Today, I wrote to the guy whom I am in love with to tell him how I feel about him. He was very calm and told me to give him some time to think it over. Later in the day, I found out he blocked my number and rejected me on Facebook. But, the worst part is he then texted me saying, "This is my reply". FML

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happybirthday 26 September 2011, 17:06 United Kingdom

Today, it's my birthday. My girlfriend gave me a Paul Frank t-shirt. It says "I'm single." FML

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Anonymous This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff United States

Assumptions

Today, at school, I was crying because someone I knew had died. My teacher pulled me aside and said, "I understand you're socially awkward, but don't worry, it gets better." FML

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BoringFucker This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff United Kingdom

Gullible

Today, my girlfriend openly mocked me, calling me an idiot for thinking seahorses are real. She insists that they're like unicorns, and only exist in fiction. FML

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