Today, I got home from my 6-week vacation. Apparently, my mum cleaned my room for me while I was gone because my vibrator was neatly tucked into my blanket, next to my pillow instead of being hidden under my bed. FML
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Today, I got home from my vacation. The last few days of my trip, I stayed at my father's house. I was having trouble sleeping last night so I decided to use a little "discreet" vibrator that I travel with. When I unpacked back home, I realized I'd forgotten the vibrator in my bed at my father's house. I'm mortified. FML
Today, I gave my mom an extra pillow since the ones in the guest room were too flat and hurt her neck. Hours later, I remembered that I'd stashed my vibrator in that pillowcase during a romantic camping trip with my husband. She found it. FML
Today, my dad surprised me by moving my bed (involving disassembling and reassembling it) in my new room, because I couldn't find how I wanted to set it up. He also took care of putting back my vibrator between the mattress and the base, where it was hidden. FML
Today, after assuming I'd been scammed, I finally found the vibrator I ordered over 2 months ago. It was in my mom's bedside cabinet. FML
Today, the vibrator I ordered online was delivered. I'd paid extra to make sure it would be here before the weekend, so I could sneak it into my room while everyone was gone. My dad decided to stay home all day and answer the door ahead of me. FML
Today, I came home from work and found my sister using my vibrator in my own bed. FML
Today, I got home from a small vacation. Before I left, I set up cameras in my room to see if my roommate was stealing my money. Turns out she wasn't. However, she does borrow my personal "adult toy" whenever I'm out. FML
Today, my mom cleaned up my room. I had a drawer filled with condoms, 2 vibrators, and a bondage kit. She organized the condoms and vibrators in a shoe box. FML
Today, I realized that the only place my missing vibrator can be is at the house of the people I just dogsat for. In their spare room. Which also serves as their kids' playroom. FML
Today, I was pantsless, horny, and my vibrator died, so I put it on charge next to my bed. My mum then came in, crying hysterically about how she got fired. I was still naked. I felt so bad. FML
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aimferd 4
Hope she didnt use it...
TheChowski 2
She was just trying to shake things up a bit!
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Comments (185)
diidiimi 10
At least she was cool about it?
Ray_of_midnight 23
Hey, at least your mom was matter-of-fact about it and didn't yell at you over it, like some parents I know would. You might also want to invest in some kind of storage container for it. Your mom was probably pretty skeeved out by handling something that was in who-knows-whose bodily orifices. (If you travel by air in the USA with this kind of stuff in checked luggage, put things in clear ziploc bags for inspection. The TSA will thank you.)
jones618 0
Ugh I HATE when my mom cleans my room! I had the same thing happen to me
kalbrek009 20
Then don't leave your room such a mess that it stinks & HAS to be cleaned by your mom, please! You obviously are around it enough to not realize just how bad a room can smell, or maybe you like smelling like dirty laundry. We, as parents don't necessarily like cleaning our kids rooms..much less smelling them & if you're under 18 you shouldn't have adult toys anyway..YDI.
aFreedom127 9
Six weeks away from your vibrator, I can't stand six days without my little friend.
efemel94 7
In England, everyone I know goes to university and stays at home for a couple of years settling into their first proper job before they move out (so they'll be about 23/24 before they move out).
KiddNYC1O 22
Your mom thought "We all have our little secrets" which is not a secret after all.
bizarre_ftw 22
Tell her it's not her place to be snooping around your room and not to move your things
kalbrek009 20
Actually, #1: it IS, her place....house/apt...#2: if OP is under 18, then it is ALSO her place to snoop, how else will a parent know if their kid is into drinking/drugs, doing good & just plain need to be saved from their own ignorance/stupidity? Some people think that they are soooo entitled to what they're not. Guess that makes you one who thinks shes also entitled too. Entitled to give bad advice from an immature point of view.
colafizz1 6
Well at least she didn't throw it out? On the bright side you can still use it :)
EduJav321 24
At least shes ok with it
ginger212 0
I went on a 10 day trip to south America last summer and my parents cleaned my room for me. I found my vibrator in my dresser instead of under my bed... What's even more awkward is that my dads the one that found it..