jamisbetter
United Kingdom
Today, I got headbutted for saying that Nutella is overrated. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
diorlove
France
Today, I broke my wrist because a Nutella glass fell on it after I opened the cupboard. FML
Anonymous
Fort Collins, United States
Today, I learned that no matter how much you want the Nutella, it's never a good idea to deep-throat the knife. FML
Jaws
France
Today, I got slapped in the face by my girlfriend with a banana skin, because I finished up the chocolate cake. FML
nutfreak
Lutherville Timonium, United States
Not a sponsored post
Today, I was diagnosed with severe nut allergies. My dad decided to buy jars of Nutella, write "You know you want this" on them, and stick them around the house. FML
Anonymous
Elkhart, United States
Today, at work a customer bitched me out for not explicitly telling her that our peanut butter pancakes contain real peanut butter. She's threatening to sue because she's allergic to peanuts. FML
rhunter17
Today, I forgot my boyfriend was allergic to nuts and ate Nutella toast before he arrived. He had just brought me flowers for doing well in an exam and I kissed him. He had a reaction and I had to stab him in the leg. FML
ashley anne
You what now?
Today, I was called a wimp for getting a sunburn. FML
Anonymous
Australia
Today, I was mugged. Not for a laptop, cell phone or money, but for the cupcake I was eating. FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
Fairfax, United States
Drive-by casualty
Today, as I was walking home from work, I became the victim of a drive-by peanutting. Yes, apparently I'm only worth a bag of nuts. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, it's Black Friday. I got sucker-punched by some woman over a ten dollar griddle. FML
Top comments
fuckedPriceless 17
I would Nutella soul what you think of Nutella from now on if I were you.
Mauskau 36
That's like headbutting someone because they have a different opinion to you, oh wait it is.
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Comments (176)
hatebreeder_ 18
nutella ******* sucks.
kjlancaster 21
You're lucky I don't know you. Nutella is overrated my ass.
Gillett 23
Wait! You spread Nutella in your ass? Ok, never mind, I am a Nutella fan now!
batliner56 17
You totally deserved that. Jk FML
Gillett 23
It is a little bit on the "not all that" side!
mattzawesome 28
I never liked it either... It's not that special.
zackolas09 12
everyone is entitled to their own opinion, I've never had Nutella before
Cads1 24
Was it your friend as a joke or a stranger trying to hurt you?
amileah13 26
Someone seriously head butted you? Wtf?!
limabeans101029 21
Regular chocolate spread is much better
sabrinabeck13 7
I don't like Nutella either!