Who am I?

This made me laugh.

Your boyfriend is hilarious.

Your boyfriend isn’t a SpongeBob fan or anything ...

His dick is named Patrick?

that's hilarious. you need to get a sense of humor

I would've burst our laughing, amazing reference haha

A buddy of mine started singing “I came in like a wrecking ball!” When cumming in some random girl 😂

my husband uses that song about our relationship cuz I came in like a home-wrecking ball cuz he had a girl

I wanna marry your mate!

I don't get it

It's a Spongebob reference. Patrick answers the phone while working at the Krusty Krab, and when the caller asks "Is this the Krusty Krab?", Patrick replies "No, this is Patrick." before hanging up. It happens a couple more times, with Patrick getting increasingly mad, and when he mutters to himself "I'm not a Krusty Krab", Spongebob points out that it's the name of the restaurant.

omfg 🤣

Might have been funnier if you’d seen that episode of Spongebob? Not sure who’s Krab is Krusty in your case. Gosh, who has crabs....bleh

Phone Rings
Cust: Is this the Krusty Krab?
Patrick: No, this is Patrick!

Must've gotten a wrong number