Who am I?

By Anonymous - 25/07/2020 08:01

Today, while having hot passionate sex with my boyfriend, while I was moaning his name, he was coming to release and yelled out, "NO, THIS IS PATRICK!" His name isn't Patrick. FML

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AstroTurf Matador 8

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Saturday 25 July 2020 8:34

This made me laugh. Your boyfriend is hilarious.

apeshit94 26

Saturday 25 July 2020 8:58

Your boyfriend isn’t a SpongeBob fan or anything ...

AstroTurf Matador 8

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Saturday 25 July 2020 8:34

This made me laugh. Your boyfriend is hilarious.

apeshit94 26

Saturday 25 July 2020 8:58

Your boyfriend isn’t a SpongeBob fan or anything ...

RichardPencil 30

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Saturday 25 July 2020 11:13

His dick is named Patrick?

Crowned Sataness 11

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Saturday 25 July 2020 19:40

that's hilarious. you need to get a sense of humor

FireMars 14

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Saturday 25 July 2020 20:03

I would've burst our laughing, amazing reference haha

DukavichIsADick 3

Saturday 25 July 2020 20:04

A buddy of mine started singing “I came in like a wrecking ball!” When cumming in some random girl 😂

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Saturday 25 July 2020 22:45

my husband uses that song about our relationship cuz I came in like a home-wrecking ball cuz he had a girl

nemcali 34

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Sunday 26 July 2020 2:24

I wanna marry your mate!

Jennifer Cunningham 4

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Saturday 25 July 2020 20:09

I don't get it

BurnInDemonFire 33

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Saturday 25 July 2020 21:29

It's a Spongebob reference. Patrick answers the phone while working at the Krusty Krab, and when the caller asks "Is this the Krusty Krab?", Patrick replies "No, this is Patrick." before hanging up. It happens a couple more times, with Patrick getting increasingly mad, and when he mutters to himself "I'm not a Krusty Krab", Spongebob points out that it's the name of the restaurant.

Jennifer Cunningham 4

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Saturday 25 July 2020 21:42

oh hahahaha! yep, that's funny! lighten up, OP.

spinspinsugar 12

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Saturday 25 July 2020 22:42

omfg 🤣

Josh Johnson 8

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Saturday 25 July 2020 22:50

Might have been funnier if you’d seen that episode of Spongebob? Not sure who’s Krab is Krusty in your case. Gosh, who has crabs....bleh Phone Rings Cust: Is this the Krusty Krab? Patrick: No, this is Patrick!