Health: Today, I got headbutted for saying that Nutella is overrated....

jamisbetter 11 April 2015, 12:34 United Kingdom

Today, I got headbutted for saying that Nutella is overrated. FML

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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.

Same thing different taste

diorlove 21 January 2010, 22:17 France

Today, I broke my wrist because a Nutella glass fell on it after I opened the cupboard. FML

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Anonymous 27 February 2014, 14:34 Fort Collins, United States

Today, I learned that no matter how much you want the Nutella, it's never a good idea to deep-throat the knife. FML

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Jaws 10 February 2011, 16:09 France

Today, I got slapped in the face by my girlfriend with a banana skin, because I finished up the chocolate cake. FML

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nutfreak 12 August 2013, 15:24 Lutherville Timonium, United States

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Today, I was diagnosed with severe nut allergies. My dad decided to buy jars of Nutella, write "You know you want this" on them, and stick them around the house. FML

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Anonymous 5 June 2015, 01:07 Elkhart, United States

Today, at work a customer bitched me out for not explicitly telling her that our peanut butter pancakes contain real peanut butter. She's threatening to sue because she's allergic to peanuts. FML

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rhunter17 6 April 2015, 19:38

Today, I forgot my boyfriend was allergic to nuts and ate Nutella toast before he arrived. He had just brought me flowers for doing well in an exam and I kissed him. He had a reaction and I had to stab him in the leg. FML

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ashley anne 16 October 2022, 04:00

You what now?

Today, I was called a wimp for getting a sunburn. FML

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Anonymous 26 July 2012, 10:42 Australia

Today, I was mugged. Not for a laptop, cell phone or money, but for the cupcake I was eating. FML

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Anonymous This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff Fairfax, United States

Drive-by casualty

Today, as I was walking home from work, I became the victim of a drive-by peanutting. Yes, apparently I'm only worth a bag of nuts. FML

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Anonymous 26 November 2010, 14:22 United States

Today, it's Black Friday. I got sucker-punched by some woman over a ten dollar griddle. FML

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fuckedPriceless 17

11 April 2015, 23:37

I would Nutella soul what you think of Nutella from now on if I were you.

Mauskau 36

11 April 2015, 23:59

That's like headbutting someone because they have a different opinion to you, oh wait it is.

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pizzafrommars 14

12 April 2015, 04:24

You deserved it. Hail out lord and savior: NUTELLA

nuuuttella 4

12 April 2015, 04:27

I'm a massive Nutella fan, but giving your honest opinion wasn't a good reason to get head butted. People will disagree, I'm sure of it, but I'm giving you a "I agree, your life sucks."