Miscellaneous: Today, I got beaten up by my ex-girlfriend's older brother who...

By thatCanadianGuy7 - 29/06/2009 19:55 - Canada

Today, I got beaten up by my ex-girlfriend's older brother who does mixed martial arts, because my ex saw me making out with another girl. We broke up over 6 months ago. FML

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You deserved it 5 055

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By Ari - 16/06/2011 04:19 - United States

Today, a man came up to me and punched me in the face. He turned out to be the guy my ex-girlfriend cheated on me with. Apparently, she told him we broke up because I used to beat her. FML

I agree, your life sucks 44 916

You deserved it 3 729

Overreaction time

By DayamyWuzHere - 24/11/2009 22:47 - United States

Today, some girl punched me in the face and left a huge purple bruise. Apparently, her boyfriend has been cheating on her with me, because she always sees him walking me home. Her boyfriend is my older brother, who didn't bother telling her who I was, because he "wanted to see what she would do." FML

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You deserved it 2 695

Never get involved

By Boyufd - 08/06/2020 17:06

Today, my sister told me her ex-boyfriend abused her and I went to go confront him. Turns out, she lied because he dumped her after she cheated on him. I got my ass kicked. FML

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You deserved it 602

By so much pain... - 09/12/2017 09:00 - United States - Collegeville

Today, I tried to fight my girlfriend’s ex-boyfriend because she told me he used to beat her. Turns out, she was lying to “impress” me, and her ex has a black belt in taekwondo. I’m in excruciating pain right now. FML

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You deserved it 4 818

By shenmas - 08/07/2018 19:00

Today, while I was out walking with my girlfriend, I got beaten up and called an "abuser" by a gang of women who noticed bruises on my girlfriend's arms and legs. The bruises are from her karate class. FML

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You deserved it 268

By lonleystoner91 - 03/09/2010 08:30 - France

Today, my girlfriend of 2 months decided to wrestle with my younger brother. He has gotten more action than I have. FML

I agree, your life sucks 32 052

You deserved it 7 650

Caveman behaviour

By Anonymous - 02/11/2022 04:00

Today, I tried to win back my ex by fighting her current boyfriend. He kicked my ass. Now I have a broken jaw and a court date. FML

I agree, your life sucks 156

You deserved it 2 478

By whysheheartless - 03/11/2009 07:24 - United States

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. By making out with her new boyfriend in front of me. FML

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You deserved it 3 071

By what did I do? - 25/10/2013 11:54 - Australia - Sydney

Today, my ex boyfriend got into a physical fight with the guy I've been casually seeing for 9 months. Afterwards, they had a beer, a long chat, and decided this was my fault and I wasn't worth the drama. FML

I agree, your life sucks 48 206

You deserved it 21 386

It wasn't me!

By Anonymous - 15/03/2015 18:40 - United States - Charleston

Today, a guy beat the crap out of me for supposedly sleeping with his girlfriend. I didn't get a chance to tell him my brother lives with me and that he had the wrong guy. When my brother got home, he didn't ask if I was okay, but rather if the guy was coming back for him. FML

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You deserved it 2 732

someguy945 0

Tuesday 30 June 2009 2:05

That's nice, now call a lawyer and the police.

freedoggy77 0

Tuesday 30 June 2009 2:04

ouch! your ex seems like the jealous type. oh and i know im gonna get killed, but 1st!

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yep_me_again 0

Wednesday 1 July 2009 4:55

can I have his number?? ;)

xFenix81x 0

Wednesday 1 July 2009 5:23

I agree. Press charges. And #162, you are an arrogant moron. Get a ******* brain and grow up.

dirtyhippy 0

Wednesday 1 July 2009 7:45

ppl actually put that he deserved that??? wat did he do wrong, dump her crazy ass?? that sux dude

iheyman 0

Wednesday 1 July 2009 11:59

What's wrong with you #183 #162 makes perfect sense.

z_vet 0

Wednesday 1 July 2009 15:26

What a prick. And your ex is stupid: you broke, what she wants now?

beccc 0

Wednesday 1 July 2009 17:01

hahaha jelous bitchh she is

stfuILY 0

Wednesday 1 July 2009 18:08

wow, fyl.

SwampThing 0

Wednesday 1 July 2009 23:56

Craaaaaaaaaaaaaaazy bitch

Cittenscollar 0

Thursday 2 July 2009 4:40

If he is a black belt, his body is considered a deadly weapon. Attacking you can get him in serious trouble. Report him to the police. It'll be hilarious.