Kids, Awkward, Dating and Love: Rumbled

Rumbled

By apparentlyugly - 15/06/2009 19:11 - United States

Today, I was on the phone with a prospective blind date. He asked me to describe myself, so I said that I was fun, attractive, and a little chubby but not fat. My 7 year-old sister walked up to me and screamed, "Jesus doesn't like it when we lie!" FML

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shanemomo 0

Tuesday 16 June 2009 1:21

Well, if you were lying then good job by your sister. She saved that guy some time.

leagan66 0

Tuesday 16 June 2009 1:22

Burn by a 7 year old! i hope you werent lying. she was just being bitchy.

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shanemomo 0

Tuesday 16 June 2009 1:21

Well, if you were lying then good job by your sister. She saved that guy some time.

jnemi 0

Tuesday 16 June 2009 1:22

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colourmealy 0

Tuesday 16 June 2009 1:21

this is an easy fml to coverup. Just say she was talking to someone else

Gabby125 0

Tuesday 16 June 2009 1:22

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leagan66 0

Tuesday 16 June 2009 1:22

Burn by a 7 year old! i hope you werent lying. she was just being bitchy.

Hydra_fml 0

Tuesday 16 June 2009 1:24

Out of the mouths of babes... Bummer. Did he hang up?

mccaff135 0

Tuesday 16 June 2009 1:23

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desertkitt 0

Tuesday 16 June 2009 1:24

LMFAO!!! This one actually really made me laugh for once! Kudos, on your FML, I hope you told the guy your sister was yelling at her imaginary friend that likes to eat worms.