Today, I got back from a romantic vacation at a fancy hotel with my boyfriend of 6 months. After a steamy love session, I confessed that I was in love with him. Later, when I got out of the shower, all his stuff was gone and I was stuck with the entire week's hotel cost and no ride home. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I returned from a week-long vacation. My landlord told me he had let my boyfriend in my apartment to get something. I don't have a boyfriend. Everything in my apartment is gone. FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me during what was supposed to be a romantic getaway at a remote log cabin. FML
Today, and for the past few weeks, I've been dating a new guy. Things were going well, we had planned a romantic weekend getaway, but when we got to the hotel, we found out that our reservation had been cancelled. The hotel was fully booked, and we had to spend the night in separate rooms at a sketchy motel. FML
Today, while on vacation, I found out that my boyfriend moved out. He had claimed that he couldn't come with me because his boss messed up his time off request, and for the last two days he said he'd been "cleaning". FML
Today, it's been a week since I flew down to stay with my long-distance boyfriend. We went on long walks on the shore, under the stars, and had an unforgettable picnic viewing the sunset. I just now received a message of screenshots displaying him attempting to hook up with another girl. FML
Today, after a very long day, I needed a hotel room but the only one available was a honeymoon suite. I was so tired, I just said yes. My wife just called demanding to know why I was charging a romantic room to our joint credit card, and if I’ve got a woman with me. I just want to go to sleep. FML
Today, my boyfriend got a hotel room with a jacuzzi, drinks, and tickets to Six Flags for my birthday. He is currently passed out drunk on the other side of the bed, cursing me out in his sleep. FML
Today, after having worked two jobs for months to save up for a big vacation, I came home to find my hard-earned money replaced by my boyfriend's brand new motorcycle. FML
Today, I woke up early, showered, dressed, and made the 40 minute drive to work, only to discover when I arrived that today was my day off. When I got home my live in boyfriend was gone. I called and he told me he was at the beach, right near my work. FML
Today, I woke up in my boyfriend's dorm and decided to take a shower before he woke up. I used the girls bathroom on the above floor, and afterwards just threw on a towel and ran to the elevator. I forgot to press my boyfriend's floor and I was taken to the lobby in a towel. People were waiting. FML
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BlueBery 0
dude find him and kick his ass!!
Maniacfive 0
I dont even know where to begin. FYL for sure. Find a better guy! After you've found this one and beat his ass.
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Comments (212)
bluetile 0
lol Sue his ass!
forbz 0
shoulda made him a sandwich first
xGetScaredx 0
What a dick:/ I'm sorry op
shadyxlane 4
you said you got back from the vacation? so how did you end up with the hotel bill and no ride if you already left?
NancyDeebensDPDS 0
stop preaching your beliefs.:)
Taurus_ChicKa 37
Maybe you guys should have established love BEFORE sleeping together. Or maybe that's just me. That still sucks OP, the guy's a jerk for doing that.
MidnaLink 35
Back that up. You not only find and kick his ass, but kick so your foot goes straight up there!!!!
allisadawn91 8
He would have given a credit card at the beginning of the stay. You wouldn't have been stuck with the bill.
Bl0ndi3 6
That's so messed up. Find him kick his ass and take all of his money out of his wallet that's what I would have done
Krystal3408 32
Why would you have sex before being able to mutually be in love? YDI! On the other hand, he shouldn't have run away like that. FYL.