Not if you eat them all ;)

Apparently not for op

There's also big ass sperm whales that eat a shit tonne of fish and ejaculate all over the place (side note: why do you think sea water tastes so salty).

Huh, and here I thought it was runoff from rocks and other objects that contained salt minerals during the creation of the oceans....FUCK SCIENCE

Yes, but some people are like sharks; no fish wants to be anywhere near them.

Not if they bioaccumulate, fill with plastic and die...

She forgot her fishing pole

[email protected] #46. Did you hear that whale of a tale from Snooki? I'm sad for you if you seriously believe that! I concur with #48.

Hey man if you need any help or anything you can always see someone

It was a joke (well kinda), but it's good to know that people care.

Well I just do A LOT of programming... Redundant programming at that...

I just got this whole Jack the Ripper image in my mind. Don't worry, I do the same thing.

Yes, because when people want to start dating, Craigslist is the first thing that pops in mind....fast forward a day later "OH GOD SHE/HE TOOK MY KIDNEYS!"

I said be careful :(

Yes who doesn't love getting with total strangers... >_>

Exactly what I was thinking. You don't have to wait for someone to ask you, OP. you get out there and do the asking :)

I like it when girls approach it makes everything easier, cuase the chances of a girl rejecting you are higher than a guy rejecting a girl.

True ^

reread the FML she IS single.

AUTOCORRECT! ALONE IS NOT SINGLE

@16 Yes, because autocorrect must have changed "alone" to "single".

Or otters. So much cuter, imo

ferrets

@11 You will regret that someday, cats will soon rule the world. -cue evil laughter-

I agree! Single life is better. Have ur fun now & then let the serious stuff come later on.