Today, I was finally asked out on a date after a year of being single. Turns out he got the wrong number. FML
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yoimtrollin
| 24
...there's always more fish in the sea, right?
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Catkam623
| 27
So how long has perdix been in your basement noor?
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yoimtrollin
| 24
...there's always more fish in the sea, right?
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Uramonkey
| 11
Not if you eat them all ;)
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rich443
| 22
Apparently not for op
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xlord
| 27
There's also big ass sperm whales that eat a shit tonne of fish and ejaculate all over the place (side note: why do you think sea water tastes so salty).
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Ambient25
| 24
Huh, and here I thought it was runoff from rocks and other objects that contained salt minerals during the creation of the oceans....FUCK SCIENCE
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KeinBaum
| 12
Yes, but some people are like sharks; no fish wants to be anywhere near them.
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TheCanucklehead
| 22
Not if they bioaccumulate, fill with plastic and die...
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wolfgold2
| 20
She forgot her fishing pole
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justmeCee
| 16
[email protected] #46. Did you hear that whale of a tale from Snooki? I'm sad for you if you seriously believe that! I concur with #48.
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JACKxRAWR
| 22
I know the feeling. I drown my sorrows in a series of murder-fantasies which are probably slightly unhealthy, but they get me through the day. :)
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Ambient25
| 24
Hey man if you need any help or anything you can always see someone
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JACKxRAWR
| 22
It was a joke (well kinda), but it's good to know that people care.
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Treyzania
| 16
Well I just do A LOT of programming... Redundant programming at that...
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Baytheshark
| 14
I just got this whole Jack the Ripper image in my mind. Don't worry, I do the same thing.
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nyrangersfan9
| 13
That sucks. Maybe act more "available" and you'll be asked more (and the people asking you on a date will be calling you intentionally)? Good luck.
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redbandit9877
| 12
You could always try one of those dating sites, or Craigslist. Careful though, lots of strange ones.
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Ambient25
| 24
Yes, because when people want to start dating, Craigslist is the first thing that pops in mind....fast forward a day later "OH GOD SHE/HE TOOK MY KIDNEYS!"
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redbandit9877
| 12
I said be careful :(
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jnanderson
| 16
Should've tried to get with him anyway!
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Ambient25
| 24
Yes who doesn't love getting with total strangers... >_>
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CrissyyyS2
| 22
Well why don't you start making moves instead.
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TheMathMajor
| 26
Exactly what I was thinking. You don't have to wait for someone to ask you, OP. you get out there and do the asking :)
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Jjimen1654
| 9
I like it when girls approach it makes everything easier, cuase the chances of a girl rejecting you are higher than a guy rejecting a girl.
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KiddNYC1O
| 20
True ^
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thepunman
| 11
Look on the bright side.. At least you're not single.
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truesarrif
| 33
reread the FML she IS single.
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thepunman
| 11
AUTOCORRECT! ALONE IS NOT SINGLE
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ILoveMyArm
| 15
@16 Yes, because autocorrect must have changed "alone" to "single".
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hallix
| 21
It's not so bad being single - you can always get cats!
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jnanderson
| 16
Or otters. So much cuter, imo
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RedPillSucks
| 31
ferrets
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ILoveMyArm
| 15
@11 You will regret that someday, cats will soon rule the world.
-cue evil laughter-
-cue evil laughter-
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Olympiakos10
| 15
HOLY SHIT! You've been single for ONE WHOLE YEAR?! May God have mercy on your poor poor soul! And welcome to the single club! :D
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Smoldering
| 15
Don't worry Op having a boyfriend only increases your stress and ties you down more. Be happy and have fun, you don't need a boyfriend it's ok. Just do your thing and be happy.
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roro_superloser
| 13
I agree! Single life is better. Have ur fun now & then let the serious stuff come later on.