Miscellaneous: Today, I received a drunken prank call from a girl I didn't know...

By badluckryan - 25/09/2012 13:38 - United States - Uxbridge

Today, I received a drunken prank call from a girl I didn't know around 1am. I don't know what's sadder, that I carried out the conversation for 30 minutes, or that this was the first girl to call me in over a year. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/06/2013 07:11 - United States - Rainier

Today, I received a prank phone call that woke me up. I actually kept them on the line because they were the first person to call me in weeks. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/04/2009 23:08 - United States

Today, a girl called me, asking for one of her friends. She wouldn't believe me when I told her she had the wrong number, and I spent a few minutes convincing her she did. After a while she said, "What the fuck?" and hung up. That was the longest conversation I had with a girl in months. FML

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By drunkdial - 06/01/2010 05:53 - France

Today, I realized that the only time my girlfriend ever calls me is when she's drunk. FML

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Party animal

By Anonymous - 23/11/2021 16:58

Today, I got this beautiful girl's number at a bar. After the night was over, I was pretty drunk and sent too many drunk Snapchats. When I'd sobered up, I deleted them. She asked why I deleted them, so I said because I was drunk and didn't remember what I sent. She hasn't messaged me back since. FML

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Do I know you?

By goblue - 21/12/2009 05:20 - United States

Today, I was sleeping in my room when I awoke to an unfamiliar female voice in my apartment, followed by a thud. I walked out to find a drunk girl I've never met collapsed in my doorway. After puking all over the place, she had me call her father, who picked her up 10 minutes later. FML

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By 713 - 29/08/2010 01:36 - United States

Today, the girl I like sent me a Facebook message telling me how the message I left on her phone was one of the funniest drunk dials she's ever gotten. I'm debating whether or not I should tell her that I don't drink. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/05/2013 20:21 - United States

Today, I was woken up by my drunk girlfriend calling me and saying how much she loves me. She then stopped to tell the guy she was in bed with to be quiet because I might hear him. FML

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By veebenjoo - 28/06/2011 05:35 - United States

Today, I got asked out for the first time in my life. During a prank call. By a complete stranger. FML

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By TheOtherWoman - 20/07/2009 07:10 - United States

Today, the guy I've been sleeping with for the last three weeks got really drunk. I drove him home from the party and took care of him. At 2am he asked for the phone. When I asked what for, he said he wanted to drunk dial his girlfriend. FML

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By MelanieP - 29/08/2009 03:39 - United States

Today, I got a prank call. I now wish he'd call back so I can actually talk to someone. FML

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Iknowsomestuff 9

Tuesday 25 September 2012 19:32

Or that your FML has been nearly ignored because some dude's wife slept with six guys at once in college

teague95 16

Tuesday 25 September 2012 18:58

both tie for "extreme sadness your life sucks edition "

Comments

teague95 16

Tuesday 25 September 2012 18:58

both tie for "extreme sadness your life sucks edition "

conrad01 6

Tuesday 25 September 2012 19:05

Can't it be both!?

DrDilllonReese 12

Tuesday 25 September 2012 19:05

Yes. It can be both. Hence his comment. Go crawl in a corner

walmartpaysme 15

Tuesday 25 September 2012 21:55

I think FML should right a book each year with that title. Fill it with the bet FML's of the year. Maybe not that exact title.

walmartpaysme 15

Tuesday 25 September 2012 22:09

Dang it write*

gc327072 30

Wednesday 26 September 2012 1:35

And best*

walmartpaysme 15

Wednesday 26 September 2012 2:31

I fail. :/

ciumegu 6

Tuesday 25 September 2012 18:58

Aww cheer up bro at least you brightened her day up.

Welshite 39

Tuesday 25 September 2012 18:58

Maybe she was lonely and needed someone to talk to as well. It doesn't seem like a prank call if you had a thirty-minute conversation.

SApprentice 34

Tuesday 25 September 2012 20:01

3- Agreed, she probably just drunkenly slurred, "I wanna talk to someone," while staring at the room spinning. Then, in one of the greatest drunken joys, that someone actually wanted to talk back.

walmartpaysme 15

Tuesday 25 September 2012 22:26

Aw, maybe she'll call again. Maybe they will fall in love! Definitely a better love story than Twilight.

Goldenchest 14

Thursday 18 October 2012 7:07

I am to this day still searching for something that is not a better love story than Twilight...

Church_Vii 4

Tuesday 25 September 2012 19:03

You should go out more and meet new people. Just try to begin a conversation with someone over coffee or if they're working somewhere, create small talk. Try to get social interaction into your life. Girls aren't that scary.