sad sack.
United States
Today, I got an email notification from Yahoo! Personals: "Hi, we've found 0 new matches for you". FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
anon
London, United Kingdom
Today, a notification from Tinder popped up on my girlfriend's phone, saying, "Congratulations, you have a new match." FML
Anonymous
Burzaco, Argentina
The death of romance
Today, I was swiping on Tinder when the app told me there was one else left to meet. I haven't had any matches. FML
Anonymous
Birmingham, United Kingdom
Today, I woke up to an email confirming my membership to a dating site. Turns out my mother is as annoyed by my loveless life as I am. FML
Thay
United States
Today, I logged onto Tinder to see if I had any messages. I had one: "Get off Tinder." FML
Anon
United States
Today, I realized that I've been a member of eHarmony for almost a year. No one has ever contacted me out of the 134 people I've been "scientifically" matched with. FML
Rajin
Canada
Today, I signed up for an online dating site. After completing their personality quiz, I set the distance to a 60 mile radius of where I live. Then to the country. Then to the whole world. I got no matches for any of the settings. FML
Singleforever
West Hartford, United States
Today, I finally matched with someone on Tinder after using it for a month. I sent a message and they unmatched. FML
Anna
Lake City, United States
Today, I was looking at dating profiles with my single friend, trying to find a guy for her, and we found my husband's profile. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I'm so single, I signed up for a free consultation on an LGBT arranged marriage site. FML
Anonymous
Lonely, so lonely
Today, after a nice Thanksgiving with my parents, and the usual question about when I'll bring a woman with me to meet them, I absentmindedly launched the usual dating app. I swiped completely dry with no matches, reminding myself that my entire city doesn't have one person interested in dating me. FML
Top comments
FunWriter20 0
Bummer. Facebook has a similar application, except it says "24 people looked at your profile this week. 0 expressed interest." Ouch.
Timmytwofinger 0
Gutted, nuff said
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Comments (21)
smarties25 0
well maybe that means your unique .!!!
hockey1317 0
You should put some false info down.
jazziness 12
ok get over it. maybe they'll find someone later not that big of a deal.
SkoomaKi 28
Keep searching!
simkire 7
Ahhh don't worry about it mate ! You'll find someone someday (:
Paradox_1234 6
That means nothing! It's just the info you put down doesn't really match anyone else's, but that has nothing to do personality wise! You'll find someone who likes you for you, not your height and favorite color!
asereth 4
e-harmony said that they couldnt match me when I tried to sign up, years ago. refunded my money and closed didnt let me sign up.
bunnyfish 27
How do I find the mascot badge
JustSomeBroad 24
Location, perhaps. If you live in a small town or sort of out-of-the-way, or live in an area mostly populated by people outside your age range. Etc.