dumped
South Africa
Today, I got a postcard from my boyfriend who is on vacation in the Caribbean. He's breaking up with me. FML
Collection
Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Same thing different taste
whatever
Calgary, Canada
Today, my long-distance boyfriend broke up with me. Tomorrow he should be getting the super long love letter that I poured my heart into and sent him a week ago. FML
Grrrawrwtf
United States
Today, my boyfriend told me that he wanted to break up with me but it had to be after our cruise together because he doesn't want to lose out on money. Can't wait for the Bahamas. FML
rplovez
Canada
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me by covering my car with post-it notes that read "it's you not me." FML
rotezora
Basel, Switzerland
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me by rapping in a voicemail. FML
Awkwardly_dumped
You got mail
Today, I was making out with my boyfriend. When we took a break and went downstairs, he checked the mail. He had received a letter from his ex-girlfriend, which he opened in front of me. He then began sobbing on my shoulder and broke up with me. He still had to drive me home. FML
springbreak09
Mexico
Today, I left for vacation in Mexico. Upon landing, I received a text message from the guy I've been seeing. It read, "Sorry, I'm not boyfriend material. Have a good trip." I paid 75 cents to get dumped, internationally. FML
loser
United States
Today, my fiancée broke up with me. Via a myspace message. While we were in the same apartment. FML
MariadelMar
United States
Today, I flew 8 hours to visit my boyfriend. When I arrived at the airport, and he started taking long to show up, I checked my email to see the info. I hit the junk mail by accident and found his last 10 emails in there. He had broken up with me a week ago. FML
pabj208
United Kingdom
Today, my boyfriend dumped me during what was supposed to be a romantic getaway at a remote log cabin. FML
Anonymous
Atlanta, United States
Don't back down, double down
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, and my heart is shattered to pieces. The worst part is we are supposed to go on vacation together in a week, and neither of us is backing out, or giving the other the room, so it looks like we’ll be staying together on vacation for 11 days straight. FML
Top comments
Doortje 30
I can just imagine.. "Hi sweetie, The weather is GREAT, and it's all so beautiful here!! I'm swimming all day long and the bounty beach... just WOW! xoxo John. PS. I'm breaking up with you."
MissMittens 0
I hope he gets attacked by pirates >:(
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Comments (209)
thatnucca 36
Yeah, dishing out endless coconuts and bananas could do that to a man... Fortunately he didn't forget the land he hailed from, but just the woman who he left living it in... Lmao... FYL for real!
greenlantern27 6
Why were you not on the vacation with him?
4XxXo_OxXx4 0
they could be in high school?
c8750 2
Or he brought the girl he broke up with OP for with him
afdude87 6
sexist women are worse than some guys being jerks..
MuffyStJacques 0
Caribbean fever.
perdix 31
It's better than getting the STD he contracted there as a souvenir he brought back for you.
versace_chick 0
Your comment : #36 stfu
perdix 31
You think the STD is better? I won't STFU, but I want to hear what makes the herpes better than a break-up note.
CharleneW 0
Nah, I don't think she believes STD'S are better. In an earlier comment she mentioned being Caribbean... it seems like she is unnecessarily taking offence to your comment...
MEM0817 18
39: I'm pretty sure 36 is saying he's probably out there sleeping around and sowing his wild oats, which in turn most likely leads to contracting STD's. He's not saying that Caribbean people are full of STD's... But way to be defensive... I wonder, is it cause you're spreading the gift that keeps on giving? Just kidding! Don't be telling me or anyone else to stfu. No reason to be overly sensitive.
AMAZINashleigh 6
That's rude. Very rude.
seekndestroy 3
whaaaaat, breaking up through a post card is pure class. OP's ex-boyfriend is a classy guy.
zombiebud 5
you should have not lett him go
Devin91 20
^agreed
Devin91 20
sounds like a douchebag, better to find out now then later?