Love: Today, I got a postcard from my boyfriend who is on vacation...

By dumped - 17/04/2011 21:12 - South Africa

Today, I got a postcard from my boyfriend who is on vacation in the Caribbean. He's breaking up with me. FML

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By whatever - 24/11/2012 07:02 - Canada - Calgary

Today, my long-distance boyfriend broke up with me. Tomorrow he should be getting the super long love letter that I poured my heart into and sent him a week ago. FML

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By Grrrawrwtf - 03/06/2012 04:25 - United States

Today, my boyfriend told me that he wanted to break up with me but it had to be after our cruise together because he doesn't want to lose out on money. Can't wait for the Bahamas. FML

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By rplovez - 05/09/2011 23:14 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me by covering my car with post-it notes that read "it's you not me." FML

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By rotezora - 02/09/2012 12:44 - Switzerland - Basel

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me by rapping in a voicemail. FML

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By Awkwardly_dumped - 21/08/2018 14:30

Today, I was making out with my boyfriend. When we took a break and went downstairs, he checked the mail. He had received a letter from his ex-girlfriend, which he opened in front of me. He then began sobbing on my shoulder and broke up with me. He still had to drive me home. FML

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By springbreak09 - 01/04/2009 06:03 - Mexico

Today, I left for vacation in Mexico. Upon landing, I received a text message from the guy I've been seeing. It read, "Sorry, I'm not boyfriend material. Have a good trip." I paid 75 cents to get dumped, internationally. FML

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By loser - 01/03/2009 00:22 - United States

Today, my fiancée broke up with me. Via a myspace message. While we were in the same apartment. FML

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By MariadelMar - 19/08/2009 15:03 - United States

Today, I flew 8 hours to visit my boyfriend. When I arrived at the airport, and he started taking long to show up, I checked my email to see the info. I hit the junk mail by accident and found his last 10 emails in there. He had broken up with me a week ago. FML

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By pabj208 - 22/12/2015 16:53 - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend dumped me during what was supposed to be a romantic getaway at a remote log cabin. FML

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Don't back down, double down

By Anonymous - 25/05/2023 00:00 - United States - Atlanta

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, and my heart is shattered to pieces. The worst part is we are supposed to go on vacation together in a week, and neither of us is backing out, or giving the other the room, so it looks like we’ll be staying together on vacation for 11 days straight. FML

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Doortje 29

Sunday 17 April 2011 23:51

I can just imagine.. "Hi sweetie, The weather is GREAT, and it's all so beautiful here!! I'm swimming all day long and the bounty beach... just WOW! xoxo John. PS. I'm breaking up with you."

MissMittens 0

Sunday 17 April 2011 23:52

I hope he gets attacked by pirates >:(

Comments

thatnucca 36

Monday 18 April 2011 0:37

Yeah, dishing out endless coconuts and bananas could do that to a man... Fortunately he didn't forget the land he hailed from, but just the woman who he left living it in... Lmao... FYL for real!

greenlantern27 6

Monday 18 April 2011 0:38

Why were you not on the vacation with him?

4XxXo_OxXx4 0

Monday 18 April 2011 0:54

they could be in high school?

c8750 2

Monday 18 April 2011 1:49

Or he brought the girl he broke up with OP for with him

afdude87 6

Monday 18 April 2011 1:00

sexist women are worse than some guys being jerks..

MuffyStJacques 0

Monday 18 April 2011 1:06

Caribbean fever.

perdix 29

Monday 18 April 2011 1:06

It's better than getting the STD he contracted there as a souvenir he brought back for you.

versace_chick 0

Monday 18 April 2011 1:23

Your comment : #36 stfu

perdix 29

Monday 18 April 2011 1:44

You think the STD is better? I won't STFU, but I want to hear what makes the herpes better than a break-up note.

CharleneW 0

Monday 18 April 2011 2:16

Nah, I don't think she believes STD'S are better. In an earlier comment she mentioned being Caribbean... it seems like she is unnecessarily taking offence to your comment...

MEM0817 18

Monday 18 April 2011 11:40

39: I'm pretty sure 36 is saying he's probably out there sleeping around and sowing his wild oats, which in turn most likely leads to contracting STD's. He's not saying that Caribbean people are full of STD's... But way to be defensive... I wonder, is it cause you're spreading the gift that keeps on giving? Just kidding! Don't be telling me or anyone else to stfu. No reason to be overly sensitive.