By Not Homeless - United States - Montclair
Today, as I was riding my bike home from school, I saw a homeless man sitting on a bench. I was about to walk up to him and give him money, but before I could do anything my mother walked up and kissed him. My mom is dating this guy. FML
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There are plenty of wealthy people, typically "old money", who dress shabbily. They're saving money. They have nobody to impress with clothes; in fact, often, they're trying to avoid attention. And yeah, I've met some of these people and if you saw 'em on a park bench you might mistake 'em for a homeless person.