By Not Homeless - 06/03/2015 01:38 - United States - Montclair

Today, as I was riding my bike home from school, I saw a homeless man sitting on a bench. I was about to walk up to him and give him money, but before I could do anything my mother walked up and kissed him. My mom is dating this guy. FML
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That sucks, OP. You have the sympathy from both me and the old man looking over my shoulder at my phone.

Maybe he was just dressed as a hipster but you couldn't see his iPhone...?

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Be happy for her?

I wouldn't be too pleased if my mum got with a guy who clearly looked and could be homeless. They need to contribute or it's freeloading.

#48 Don't judge a book by its cover.

That's actually how I choose my books in fact...

I agree that unemployed males are wastes of oxygen and don't deserve love .

And dicks like you don't deserve anything either

Maybe he is an old hippie, and not homeless?

Maybe there's a lot more going on that you don't have any conception of.

Maybe he was just dressed as a hipster but you couldn't see his iPhone...?

That sucks, OP. You have the sympathy from both me and the old man looking over my shoulder at my phone.

Thats an FML in itself xD

valentinov 15

Lol! :))

He looked away real quickly after he saw that

at least you know your mom doesn't judge a book by its cover

There are plenty of wealthy people, typically "old money", who dress shabbily. They're saving money. They have nobody to impress with clothes; in fact, often, they're trying to avoid attention. And yeah, I've met some of these people and if you saw 'em on a park bench you might mistake 'em for a homeless person.

Is it wrong I'm laughing my ass off at this?

Be positive about this. Maybe he has adjoining card board boxes so you can all move into. Wouldn't it be nice to have your own room?

1dvs_bstd 41

lmfrao and don't forget the buffet from the trashcans.

Add in a park view from your bedroom and the rent for a place like this in NYC would be out of this world

This was in New Jersey...

#18, close enough, New York would be an upgrade anyway so there you go. It's a win-win situation.

codytallica 38

Well at least we know she isn't a material girl!

Are you certain he was homeless?

This isn't a bad thing. Money isn't important in a relationship. Maybe he is a nice guy.