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"Will you fill my cavity doc"
This reminds me of Horrible Bosses haha
It reminds me of Jennifer Aniston from "Horrible Bosses." I'd let her do anything to me...any day...
"Drill me. Drill me so hard." I'm sure he'll be happy to use all his tools on you.
How will you say anything understandable when they're working on your teeth?
Good point. So instead of being embarrassed when she says "I want you to **** me with your dick" she'll wake up to getting a fudge, Popsicle stick.
Because I'm easy come, easy go, little high, little low. Anyway the wind blows, doesn't really matter to me, to me
Sorry, this was meant to be in reply to the comment under this one
or is this just fantasy
Caught in a landslide No escape from reality
Open your eyes, look up to the sky and see.
I'm just a poor boy, I need no sympathy
Theres no hope for humanity
Because I'm easy come, easy go
little high little low
Momma, I just killed a man
Never gonna give you up, Never gonna let you down, Never gonna run around and desert you.
And I've just been Rick Rolled!
Put a gun up to his head, pulled my trigger, now he's head.
The dentist is scary... They will touch you
I'm guessing that you'd like him to put more than dentistry tools in your mouth, eh? ;D
Sedation will only let the tooth out. But don't worry, he'll get to the root of this matter when you acci-dentally tell him you want him over you, while you're under. Don't be so floss-tile to the idea of him knowing about your dream, OP! This situation will gum to grow on you and you might like the bridge this makes in you and your dentist's relationship.
So the tooth comes out eh?
"Oh Mr. Dentist I want you to clean my teeth and and ohhh yeeahhh fix those cavities, it feels so good."
The bad thing about the dentist is that it hurts everytime.
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"I bet you're good at drilling more then teeth Mr. Dentist Guy." *collapse*
"Drill me. Drill me so hard." I'm sure he'll be happy to use all his tools on you.