By ugh - 26/12/2012 14:05 - United States - Troy

Today, I woke up from an explicit dream involving my dentist. I'm scheduled for a conscious sedation appointment with him in two hours and I'm terrified of what I might say or do while I'm under. FML
I agree, your life sucks 32 111
You deserved it 3 390

Same thing different taste

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Sinamoi 18

"I bet you're good at drilling more then teeth Mr. Dentist Guy." *collapse*

"Drill me. Drill me so hard." I'm sure he'll be happy to use all his tools on you.

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Sinamoi 18

"I bet you're good at drilling more then teeth Mr. Dentist Guy." *collapse*

laughtersplay 14

"I'll let you in my mouth, any time of the day"

This reminds me of Horrible Bosses haha

insertnameherr 11

"Wow, your drilling tool is so big."

It reminds me of Jennifer Aniston from "Horrible Bosses." I'd let her do anything to me...any day...

"Drill me. Drill me so hard." I'm sure he'll be happy to use all his tools on you.

How will you say anything understandable when they're working on your teeth?

Good point. So instead of being embarrassed when she says "I want you to **** me with your dick" she'll wake up to getting a fudge, Popsicle stick.

theslimshadylp 6

"Oh doctor, I'm awful vulnerable I sure hope no one fondles me while I'm under."

Because I'm easy come, easy go, little high, little low. Anyway the wind blows, doesn't really matter to me, to me

Sorry, this was meant to be in reply to the comment under this one

Caught in a landslide No escape from reality

Tali147 16

Any way the wind blows doesn't really matter to me, to me.

Never gonna give you up, Never gonna let you down, Never gonna run around and desert you.

Put a gun up to his head, pulled my trigger, now he's head.

silbot 11

I love how none of you got the reference and he ended up being downvoted... Wow

The dentist is scary... They will touch you

I'm guessing that you'd like him to put more than dentistry tools in your mouth, eh? ;D

Sedation will only let the tooth out. But don't worry, he'll get to the root of this matter when you acci-dentally tell him you want him over you, while you're under. Don't be so floss-tile to the idea of him knowing about your dream, OP! This situation will gum to grow on you and you might like the bridge this makes in you and your dentist's relationship.

BunchieRules 31

You're fairy good at these tooth puns, aren't you?

"Oh Mr. Dentist I want you to clean my teeth and and ohhh yeeahhh fix those cavities, it feels so good."

The bad thing about the dentist is that it hurts everytime.