By dani - 25/03/2014 03:39 - United States - Dayton

Today, I was at Walmart and had to use the bathroom. I sat down and farted real loud. I didn't realize someone was in there with me until I heard a voice say, "Dude, that was a good one." It was a man's voice. I then realized I was in the men's restroom. FML
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cgart96 15

You didn't say anything back, did you?

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DocBastard 38

A real man can appreciate good flatulence. Especially from a woman.

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mif_fml 27

At least he didn't bang on the stall door and say, "I smell someone making sin!"

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NeatNit 32

I'll bet everyone would be voting YDI if it was a man in a women's bathroom... In fact, I believe this has already happened on FML.

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AdamsNumberOne 16

Wouldnt the urinals make it obvious that it was the mens restroom?

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dawnimus 21

Not if you dived into a stall right away because you were desperate!

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DKjazz 20

#16- That FML was from July of last year. I'm surprised people still remember it. Good FML, that one.

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EphMi 5

either that or the man was in the ladies bathroom.

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cgart96 15

You didn't say anything back, did you?

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GodPart2 20

If she had, it could have been the beginning of a really bad **** plot

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Traitoro 9

Guess we know what the moe stands for 49...

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junkman6 22

Thanks... I just googled moe. I feel dirty.

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TordNorski 30

Take it as a compliment.

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DocBastard 38

A real man can appreciate good flatulence. Especially from a woman.

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Celestyna 16

Not mine, he hates it

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ItsMeDiegoG 8

How did you not know it was a men's restroom?

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extrasnipes 22

Let's be honest who wasn't walked in the wrong washroom before. But then again you usually walk right out.

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gracehi 31

You'd think the urinals would have tipped her off before she made it to the stall, though.

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jazzy_123 20

I'm not sure if all men's restrooms look the same, but maybe the stall was closer to the door and she went in before noticing where she was.

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mpkpm 19

Well, for your future knowledge..almost every men's restroom have urinals before the stalls. But then again there are a few without urinals altogether.

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Nikkitaria 9

Maybe she was wearing pants that day.

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prljm10 10

I guess you make the People of Walmart list for being a woman in a men's bathroom and farting really loud! Good job! This means you probably look like someone off that list too!

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FemskyD 26

Haha i once met a casting director i was About to audition for in the wrong bathroom xD

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jazzy_123 20

you were going to audition for a role in the bathroom? O,o

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alicexo_fml 8

It's much more likely that she was at the meeting place and had to use the restroom before the audition... Duh?

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sykokitti 15

we already have to deal with a face like that in "it's always sunny in Philadelphia"

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validator 12

Probably one of them "fake casting " they do for **** lol

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ocramavaf 15

he must have felt emasculated when he found out you were a woman

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llamarrama01 21

You've been accepted into the gender

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