Today, I got a parking ticket. I put the ticket in my bag and accidentally left the bag in my friends car. When I returned, the car window was smashed, my bag was gone. I had to call the police department and ask them to send me a new ticket, on top of the $1000 or so I'd already lost. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went to city hall to pay for a parking ticket. After returning to my truck, I found a parking ticket on my window. FML
Today, I gave my friend a ride to town so she wouldn't have to pay the $10 to park. While waiting to pick her up, I grabbed a bite to eat. Upon returning to my car, I found a $55 parking ticket on my windshield. FML
Today, I parked my car, went to pay for my spot, and returned to my car only to find a parking violation ticket tucked under the windshield wipers. This all happened in less than a minute. FML
Today, after I arrived at work, somebody crashed into my parked car and left a big dent. The impact pushed my car up onto the curb and I got a parking ticket. FML
Today, I went to my car to discover a note on the windshield from the city telling me that they had hit my car. On top of that note was a parking ticket, also from the city. FML
Today, I got a speeding ticket. I wrote a check, and on the way to deposit my fine, I got another one. I put both fines in a box down town, and I turned around to see a cop putting a parking ticket under my wind-shield wiper. FML
Today, I went to the post office. As I entered the building, my car alarm went off. Thinking I'd accidentally pressed the alarm on my keys, I shut it off without looking. When I returned to my car, the passenger window was demolished and my purse with all my money was gone. FML
Today, while I was walking to my car, I was mugged. Not only did they take my phone, wallet and watch, the extra few minutes taken in my journey meant that when I got to my car, I was given a parking ticket. FML
Today, I got a parking ticket in the mail. I don't have a car. FML
Today, I went to contest a parking ticket in court. I came out 3 hours later, all charges clear, to a new parking ticket on my windshield, for the same amount I just got cleared. FML
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Spider_fml 9
What kind of idiot leaves a bag with/worth 1000 dollars in a car??? YDI
iris85_fml 0
that sucks. should leave your stuff in the trunk next time. happened to a friend's sister too
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Comments (88)
kevinsaysgtfo 0
sucks
Curtieeeez 0
Ouchies D:
TriNiBaByDoLL 0
Damn...sorry, I feel for u! That's truly an FML! Hope ur buddy had insurance!
ice7891 0
Wow that six
jaguar895 0
Sucks for u
notmarried976 0
idk who keeps 1,000 bucks in thier bag, but leaving any purses, wallets, expensive items, especially in a dark parking lot with no-one around is asking for someone to break into your car, lesson learned XD still, FYL
ithedarkknight 0
who ever broke into your car hit the jackpot 1,000 bucks lol i wonder how much fun he will have spending that money lol
ithedarkknight 0
oh yea next time u feel like leaving another 1,000 lying around let me know....
thesaras 0
Ow you lost a thousand bucksbig deal I can make that in a summer I'm 13
Ariel09 0
YDI for not being careful where you put your belongings and not making sure where you park is legal.