Today, I went to my best friend's house to propose to my girlfriend...

By Brennan Lebrun - 18/05/2018 05:00

Today, I went to my best friend's house to propose to my girlfriend of 6 years. When I walked in, she was having sex with my best friend's 37-year-old brother. She then yelled, ”You should have knocked first!” FML

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By anonymous - 30/01/2010 00:08 - France

Today, I told my best friend I was breaking up with my girlfriend of 3 years. He thought it would be funny to tell her I was going to propose to her that night. She showed up telling me how much she loves me and that when we get married how great it will be. FML

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By neverdatingagain - 27/11/2016 22:07 - United States - Lake Oswego

Today, after three years of dating, my boyfriend finally proposed. To my best friend. FML

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By John - 07/11/2009 21:45 - United States

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend of 6 years. She said no. Why? She's already married. FML

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By TheThirdWheel - 23/04/2018 05:00

Today, I walked in on my boyfriend of 2 years and my best friend of 10 years making out in my bedroom. I stared and when they noticed me, my boyfriend didn’t even bat an eye and suggested we have a threesome. My best friend immediately agreed. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/05/2020 23:00

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend by knocking on her door and kneeling in front of it. I forgot that her door opens outwards. FML

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By Daddy_issues - 02/06/2018 05:00

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend of four years. She took the opportunity to tell me that she's pregnant. With my half-brother. FML

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By Chewy - 05/01/2010 10:45 - United Kingdom

Today, after my girlfriend telling me for years that she would marry me in a heartbeat, I finally proposed. She said no. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/01/2023 03:00

Today, my girlfriend of two years finally agreed to marry me. As I went on with the proposal, her Grandma tried rejecting me by saying, "These guys have gangster friends." FML

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By rejected - 28/07/2014 22:09 - United States - Milpitas

Today, my girlfriend fell asleep while I was proposing. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/11/2012 02:48 - United States - Gainesville

Today, my best friend got engaged to the guy she's been seeing for five years. He also happens to be the man I've been in love with for eight. As she was giving me the details, she nonchalantly gave me her reason for accepting the proposal: "Why the hell not, there's always divorce." FML

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mcdgaf 14

Friday 20 April 2018 5:45

You dodged a bullet there bro.

Dave_Davington 33

Friday 18 May 2018 5:04

So, did she say yes?

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mcdgaf 14

Friday 20 April 2018 5:45

You dodged a bullet there bro.

BiGTiMeNeRD 29

Friday 18 May 2018 20:03

More like walked right into it...

sassy666 16

Friday 18 May 2018 5:02

Run !!

Dave_Davington 33

Friday 18 May 2018 5:04

So, did she say yes?

mrlucky22 18

Friday 18 May 2018 13:55

I bet she said "yes" over and over.

Eddie Nakamura 6

Friday 18 May 2018 5:50

you don't deserve to marry a cheater... you dodged a bullet. find someone worth it

LebanonBaby 26

Friday 18 May 2018 6:08

Thank Goodness you caught her now than later on!

Donut_Wizard 23

Friday 18 May 2018 7:11

Maybe she was just practicing.

RichardPencil 30

Friday 18 May 2018 7:32

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Lobby_Bee 17

Friday 18 May 2018 12:27

The things people say when they get caught red handed. SMH

thatslifeiguess7 16

Friday 18 May 2018 12:47

And watch she will turn it arround so you are at fault. Tell Shaggy sister bye

JasonThorn 20

Friday 18 May 2018 15:00

My response would have been, "What I should have done was BRING MY SHOTGUN. Hope he was worth it." And then walk right back out again.

Sinshine 28

Friday 18 May 2018 20:05

Gladly, OP is sane, though.

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