Today, I got a parking ticket. I put the ticket in my bag and accidentally left the bag in my friends car. When I returned, the car window was smashed, my bag was gone. I had to call the police department and ask them to send me a new ticket, on top of the $1000 or so I'd already lost. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went to city hall to pay for a parking ticket. After returning to my truck, I found a parking ticket on my window. FML
Today, I gave my friend a ride to town so she wouldn't have to pay the $10 to park. While waiting to pick her up, I grabbed a bite to eat. Upon returning to my car, I found a $55 parking ticket on my windshield. FML
Today, I parked my car, went to pay for my spot, and returned to my car only to find a parking violation ticket tucked under the windshield wipers. This all happened in less than a minute. FML
Today, after I arrived at work, somebody crashed into my parked car and left a big dent. The impact pushed my car up onto the curb and I got a parking ticket. FML
Today, I went to my car to discover a note on the windshield from the city telling me that they had hit my car. On top of that note was a parking ticket, also from the city. FML
Today, I got a speeding ticket. I wrote a check, and on the way to deposit my fine, I got another one. I put both fines in a box down town, and I turned around to see a cop putting a parking ticket under my wind-shield wiper. FML
Today, I went to the post office. As I entered the building, my car alarm went off. Thinking I'd accidentally pressed the alarm on my keys, I shut it off without looking. When I returned to my car, the passenger window was demolished and my purse with all my money was gone. FML
Today, while I was walking to my car, I was mugged. Not only did they take my phone, wallet and watch, the extra few minutes taken in my journey meant that when I got to my car, I was given a parking ticket. FML
Today, I got a parking ticket in the mail. I don't have a car. FML
Today, I went to contest a parking ticket in court. I came out 3 hours later, all charges clear, to a new parking ticket on my windshield, for the same amount I just got cleared. FML
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Spider_fml 9
What kind of idiot leaves a bag with/worth 1000 dollars in a car??? YDI
iris85_fml 0
that sucks. should leave your stuff in the trunk next time. happened to a friend's sister too
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sun_babe 0
FHL- your friend. Since it was his/her car?! DUMB ASS.
Cdldriver 0
Maybe your "friend" saw how much money was in your bag and made that plan. Even if your saw that broken window how much will it cost to replace the window? 100 at the most at the junk yard.
Tehalon 0
#4, $1000 worth of items in 1 bag is easy. Im not a woman so i dont walk around with a bag but the 2 phones i carry on me an sunglasses is over 1000 dollar already.
Splosions 0
Why didnt the guy take the car with him?
illeyad 0
Ouch, that sucks, no one desserves to have their property stolen or destroyed. However you should never ever leave something of value (such as a purse/cellphone/ipod/wallet etc) on the exposed seats of a car. ALWAYS put them in the trunk or carry them with you. Points for being responsible and calling the police to get a new ticket though.
skateplus060294 0
take his car so he knows what it feels like.
cherrystarkiss 0
man that happened to me a couple weeks ago, all my shit was gone and i went back to look for it two days later and found my purse and everything in it!
Guyoverhere 0
I always have my iPod in my pockets so if ur gona take em I'd hafta be smooth plus I'm usually listening to them :) Btw I'm typing this on my itouch
joken 0
Yo #19 same here
anoymousjoe 0
that sucks total asshole