Today, I got a parking ticket. I put the ticket in my bag and accidentally left the bag in my friends car. When I returned, the car window was smashed, my bag was gone. I had to call the police department and ask them to send me a new ticket, on top of the $1000 or so I'd already lost. FML
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Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I went to city hall to pay for a parking ticket. After returning to my truck, I found a parking ticket on my window. FML
Today, I gave my friend a ride to town so she wouldn't have to pay the $10 to park. While waiting to pick her up, I grabbed a bite to eat. Upon returning to my car, I found a $55 parking ticket on my windshield. FML
Today, I parked my car, went to pay for my spot, and returned to my car only to find a parking violation ticket tucked under the windshield wipers. This all happened in less than a minute. FML
Today, after I arrived at work, somebody crashed into my parked car and left a big dent. The impact pushed my car up onto the curb and I got a parking ticket. FML
Today, I went to my car to discover a note on the windshield from the city telling me that they had hit my car. On top of that note was a parking ticket, also from the city. FML
Today, I got a speeding ticket. I wrote a check, and on the way to deposit my fine, I got another one. I put both fines in a box down town, and I turned around to see a cop putting a parking ticket under my wind-shield wiper. FML
Today, I went to the post office. As I entered the building, my car alarm went off. Thinking I'd accidentally pressed the alarm on my keys, I shut it off without looking. When I returned to my car, the passenger window was demolished and my purse with all my money was gone. FML
Today, while I was walking to my car, I was mugged. Not only did they take my phone, wallet and watch, the extra few minutes taken in my journey meant that when I got to my car, I was given a parking ticket. FML
Today, I got a parking ticket in the mail. I don't have a car. FML
Today, I went to contest a parking ticket in court. I came out 3 hours later, all charges clear, to a new parking ticket on my windshield, for the same amount I just got cleared. FML
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Spider_fml 9
What kind of idiot leaves a bag with/worth 1000 dollars in a car??? YDI
iris85_fml 0
that sucks. should leave your stuff in the trunk next time. happened to a friend's sister too
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rpfw69 0
call for the cops for a new ticket?you will get one automatically in the mail.. you are stoooopid
hahaha6 0
#5- So you can tell me that you have never ever ridden in a friends car or gone anywhere with a friend before? In which case you MIGHT need to leave something in their car, or do it by accident?
kaelendra 0
F your friends life for the broken window.
hahaha6 0
#53- Where do you live that your city sends you "reminder" tickets in the mail? Usually when you dont pay a ticket for a moving violation your liscense gets suspended. And if you're caught with a suspended liscense you get arrested.... Usually..... So let me know how that works out for you....
wolfman2012 0
maybe they'll use the money in your purse to pay the ticket...
56578 0
I really hope you filed a police report
ohhhhshizzz 0
#41: Want a cookie? You are either: a trust fund baby OR a prostitute. If the former, shut the hell up & if the latter, *****. OP: DUDEEE, that fuggin' sucks. I'm so sorry that happened to you! Idiots: I'm pretty sure the OP means $1,000 in things. IE, phone, cash, purse itself, ipod etc. etc.
inflagranti 0
#41 is probably the richest person that has ever visited this site... im kinda jealous that he makes soo much money in such a short time ! I believe he gets pussy every night
RoCkii 0
hahahaha. americas next top victim
Sputnik6 0
Sucks you lost your bag & stuff, but you're doing the right thing by trying to pay the ticket.